Sushi making robot denies all ties to Skynet. Regional potato chip legend James Herr dead at 87. Somewhere, dicey Olympic athletes are buying flats of Snapple. Some inmates in U.S. prisons would choose the chair over the food. Minnesota waitress’s $12,000 tip gets held up by the fuzz. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na [...]

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Other than Candy Corn, I challenge you to find a seasonal treat that polarizes two sides so strongly than Peeps. There’s never any middle ground with these colorful sugar stuffed mallow bombs. You either love them, or vehemently despise the very essence of their being. There’s no denying that seeing rows of colorful chicks and bunnies [...]

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In case you haven’t had the pleasure of viewing the now very viral video of “Clueless” & “Batman & Robin” actress Alicia Silverstone, feeding her young son “Bear” premasticated food, well far be it from me to deprive you from this gem being added to that dark vault in the back of your mind containing  [...]

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Pink Slime purveyor files for bankruptcy. Stomachs rejoice! Alicia Silverstone clueless when it comes to pre-chewing food for kids? Real life Hamburglar snatches sack, eludes the fuzz. The President robs a Burger King. BK launches new healthy line-up of nutri..zzzzzzzzzz. Sneak peek of 22 new cooking shows slated to premiere in 2012. Would that technically [...]

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Perhaps there is some validity to the claim that everything is bigger in Texas. The Texas Rangers are just stepping up to the plate to solidify it. And really, is there anyone better suited to pitch anything with ease then Team president Nolan Ryan? In a recent radio interview he enthusiastically boasted the new addition [...]

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Starbucks unleashes new energy juice line. I’m venti happy. Duncan Hines Frosting Creationist Theory. So do Thin Mints go best with a dry white? Kraft’s new name means sexy mouth time in old school Russian? Do these genes make my ass look fat? The right way to offer free candy. The wrong way. Welch’s finds [...]

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Days after the Shamrock Shake gets unceremoniously escorted from the Golden Arches, the Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry appears in all its soft serve majesty. Some look to chirpy robins decimating a worm family reunion on their front lawn as the first sign of Spring. Myself, it’s sensuous tango of chocolate and nougat whirled together into [...]

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Food Writer sucks it up & tackles the Pink Slimeburger of Doom! Red Bull founder gets his wings. 12 year old calls out plain doughnuts. Grand Theft Bee Hive. Jesus sightings in junk food documented in new book. If you’re going to sleep it off, skip the McDonald’s drive thru. Attempted robbery at Burger King [...]

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With only days before a weekend fraught with St. Patrick’s Day celebrations and recovery, I made my way down to a local McDonald’s to finish up my Shamrock Shake Trilogy for So Good. Interestingly enough, I had no problem being served one of these emerald cups of minty goodness at 8:30am, on my way to [...]

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Chocolate Haggis taste test doesn’t go horribly wrong. Pizza Hut delivery dudes pull a Startsky & Hutch on felons. Foodscape: A Food based art exhibit will leave you hungry for more. Fast Food chain gimmicks from around the world. Chef Curtis Stone calls out Jamie Oliver’s pudgy profile. New line of Polish pickles can also [...]

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