Christ On A Cracker: Jesus Takes The Meal Andy April 11, 2013 Bizarre, Cool, Sliders Earlier this week, Huffington Post ran a story about a Florida woman who discovered a Goldfish cracker dotted with a supposed crown & cross. Immediately, before you could cry “production line error” it was deemed a sign of God. These days, there’s a better chance of discovering an image of Jesus on something you’re about to shove in your mouth than there is winning the lottery. Take solace in the track record of many Christ tagged eats though. Plenty of these “Signs” go for big money on eBay. Time to go buy an acetylene torch. Three Cheesus Pizza. The King of all crabs. Fish stick Jesus. Tortilla Baby Jesus & the Virgin Mary. Naan Bread Jesus. Bacon fat Jesus. Marmite Jesus Pierogi Jesus. Chiquita Jesus Breakfast Taco Jesus. BONUS ROUND: VIRGIN MARY LOVES VELVEETA A grilled cheese sporting the Virgin Mary fetched $28,000 on eBay. I’M GONNA BE RICH! Want to add your own Jesus, Virgin Mary, Bigfoot and more? There’s an App for that! The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Andy Latest posts by Andy (see all) Say Whaaaaat? McRib Won’t See National Roll Out. - November 20, 2013 Quick Bite: McDonald’s New Veggie McWraps - August 29, 2013 Quick Bite: Lay’s Canada “Do Us A Flavor” Finalists. - August 1, 2013 Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current day month ye@r * Leave this field empty * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.