Knock Knock. Who’s there? Whopper. Whopper Who? Toilet Chicken will not be sweeping the Nation anytime soon. Woman eats bull testicle pizza. Has a cow. Is Trader Joe’s cheese with chocolate the next Reese’s? It’s fitting that Kellogg’s Wafflers can’t decide if they’re meal or a snack. Parents with more money than brains make Babycinnos [...]

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Growing up in a Catholic household, I am well versed in Lent. For those of you not in the know,  Lent is a time of abstinence, of giving things up in the weeks leading up to Easter. For a kid growing up in a semi-observant Christian household, this may have boiled down to cutting out [...]

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If I told anyone 20 years ago that  in 2012 I could take them out to a fine dining restaurant and be served an edible helium balloon that tasted of green apple, they’d probably have scoffed & asked me to say Hello to George & Jane Jetson. Yet here we are. Molecular Gastronomy itself has [...]

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New social media site launched targeting Foodiphiles. Cops apprehend the human Peanut Butter Cup. Man robs banks with McDonald’s pies. No carjacking via Filet o Fish. Next logical step in  glow in the dark evolution: Sushi. No time for that Red Bull? Why not just inhale your caffeine? Kids reverses liver disease with junk food. [...]

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Meetings make me tired. There’s something about a vanilla Power Point presentation set against dimmed office lighting that instantly propels me into free danish assisted hibernation. Maybe it’s an evolutionary defense mechanism 9-5er’s have bred to avoid being subjected to monotony.  If I haven’t managed to down three cups of Sanka before one of these [...]

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Pop Tart’s secret affair with pizza comes back to haunt us. In udder news, Andrew Zimmerman gets peckish for cow placenta. Vegan approved junk food items. Snarky food vending machine dispenses sarcasm & smack talk. KFC customer stops by for leg & breast, leaves minus one ear. Bone Marrow? Instant Noodle flavors have officially jumped [...]

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As you sit down to a table full of wings, chips, burgers and dips this SuperBowl Sunday, imagine being able to devour truck loads of these delicious items as a profession. Glamor, prestige & unlimited wet naps could be yours right? Meet Crazy Legs Conti;  a man with one lofty goal in life. His dream? [...]

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Food Stamp Police to crack down on junk food abuse. Note to self: don’t try the McNugget Diet. I’m sure she would appreciate a dozen Boston Creme over red roses. Does my breast taste coily to you? Syringe give-away goes horribly wrong at pizza joint. The history of food in video games. Ad firm doesn’t [...]

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McDonald’s turns up the heat in the dipping sauce wars. Soothing nicotine lozenges for kids. Cough, Cough. Man arrested for carrying around booze soaked Gummi Bears. Jolly Rancher introduces new line of crunch and chew candy. People still take the phrase “Drive Thru” too literally. Top 10 dumbest Fast Food related crimes. Fired woman sues [...]

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I’d sworn off McDonald’s baked pies for some time now. Admittedly, I was bitter after experiencing the taste bud Armageddon that was their heinously artificial tasting chocolate banana pie debacle. The fact it replaced the thoroughly life changing, albeit short lived peach pie offering was a gloved slap in the face and with that, Ronald’s [...]

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