Who doesn’t love cereal? Whether it be from a bowl late at night, eaten directly from the box in a fit of munchie fueled foraging, littered with candy marshmallows or possessing enough fiber to ensure you’ve reserved the staff washroom, we dig our flakes, smacks and loops immensely. It’s a $10.2 billion dollar industry (2011 – U.S. sales) that’s just begging to be parodied. However, since this is the same grocery category that’s given us “Urkel-Os” and “Mr. T” cereal, the bar has been set ridiculously high. As always, the internet and its denizens are up for the challenge. Outselling both Halloweeties & Scream of Wheat combined. Far tastier than Frosted Facebooks Count Chocula’s generic brand Cousin. I prefer Apoll-O’s. For kids with Colonial Marine appetites! I also recommend Stephen King’s “Alpha-Its”. The sugar coated crew stays crispy in milk! Your first word about trying other cereals after a spoonful of Gloomios? Nevermore. Tom Savini’s breakfast bowl of choice. A perfect cereal to enjoy before embarking on rush hour traffic. Next week on Breaking Tad. Tony the Tiger fantasizes about this. Also includes gold Yukon Cornelius marshmallows! That rabbit would be the best thing on CNN. Oh sweet Baboon, I would buy this for the free nose alone. Who wouldn’t pay to see Chun Li fight that rooster? I eagerly await He-man Crunch and to a lesser extent, She-raddies. TRUTH. NO WAIT, THIS ONE IS REAL DOGGONE IT. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Andy Latest posts by Andy (see all) Say Whaaaaat? McRib Won’t See National Roll Out. - November 20, 2013 Quick Bite: McDonald’s New Veggie McWraps - August 29, 2013 Quick Bite: Lay’s Canada “Do Us A Flavor” Finalists. - August 1, 2013 Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current [email protected]* Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.