Who doesn’t love cereal? Whether it be from a bowl late at night,  eaten directly from the box in a fit of munchie fueled foraging, littered with candy marshmallows or possessing enough fiber to ensure you’ve reserved the staff washroom, we dig our flakes, smacks and loops immensely.

It’s a $10.2 billion dollar  industry (2011 – U.S. sales) that’s just begging to be parodied. However, since this is the same grocery category that’s given us “Urkel-Os” and “Mr. T” cereal, the bar has been set ridiculously high.

As always, the internet and its denizens are up for the challenge.

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Outselling both Halloweeties & Scream of Wheat combined.

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Far tastier than Frosted Facebooks

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Count Chocula’s generic brand Cousin.

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I prefer Apoll-O’s.

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For kids with Colonial Marine appetites!

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I also recommend Stephen King’s “Alpha-Its”.

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The sugar coated crew stays crispy in milk!

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Your first word about trying other cereals after a spoonful of Gloomios? Nevermore.

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Tom Savini’s breakfast bowl of choice.

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A perfect cereal to enjoy before embarking on rush hour traffic.

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Next week on Breaking Tad.

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Tony the Tiger fantasizes about this.

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Also includes gold Yukon Cornelius marshmallows!

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That rabbit would be the best thing on CNN.

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Oh sweet Baboon,  I would buy this for the free nose alone.

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Who wouldn’t pay to see Chun Li fight that rooster?

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I eagerly await He-man Crunch and to a lesser extent, She-raddies.

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TRUTH.

NO WAIT, THIS ONE IS REAL DOGGONE IT.

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