Who doesn’t love cereal? Whether it be from a bowl late at night,  eaten directly from the box in a fit of munchie fueled foraging, littered with candy marshmallows or possessing enough fiber to ensure you’ve reserved the staff washroom, we dig our flakes, smacks and loops immensely. It’s a $10.2 billion dollar  industry (2011 [...]

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Visions of sugar plums dancing in ones head is passe. It’s fitting, that during a Holiday known for excessive carb loading, we as a society would want to celebrate the season by adorning our balsams and firs with sparkly, hand blown glass nods to tacos, or plush, cotton ball stuffed salutes to bacon. I wouldn’t [...]

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A person who knowingly pilfers other co-worker’s meals from the staff lunch room is the same troll you experience in other facets of your day to day. This is someone who will also cut in line at the movie theater, after spotting someone they know. Or that person who brings 15 items to an 8 [...]

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Pity the young. All year long they are subjected to the often maligned fashion whims of their respective parental units. To add plaid insult to polka dotted injury, Halloween proves to be the cherry on top of an already traumatic fashion sundae. Here are some valid examples of why your kids, once fully grown, will [...]

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The Food Network could easily have its own reality show revolving around the world of tattoos. Guy “Dragonball Z hair” Fieri would roam the country in between his DD&D gig, meeting passionate food enthusiasts that were now regretting a ridiculously inept tattoo etched into their doughy flesh for eternity. If contestants successfully complete a series [...]

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Since the early 1900′s when cafeterias first began serving trays of mystery meat to hungry scholars in the public school system, there’s always been someone behind the counter slinging hash and taking names. And since the inception of Sloppy Joe Tuesdays, displeased kids have taken it upon themselves to find a hair net sporting scapegoat [...]

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Sometimes food offers more than just a meal. I receive a weekly parcel of local produce, and among the contents of a recent delivery was a lovely bunch of fresh carrots you see below. While going through them, something caught my ever-mature eye. Yes, dear readers, that carrot is taking a whiz. Truly this is [...]

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Weird Al Yankovic’s zany glee for food is evident by the sumptuous buffet of hit parodies he’s served up over the decades. Heck, the volume of ode to edibles churned out by our favorite accordionist even warranted a compilation of his “Eatest Hits” aptly named “The Food Album” released back in 1995. Author, Vegan, Director, [...]

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With heat wave season in full effect, cooking meals the old school way can transform your once tranquil prep space into a literal Hell’s Kitchen.  As the mercury continues to skyrocket, most people seek relief via an outdoor grill or ordering delivery from the comfort of a kiddie pool. While BBQing is an acceptable alternative [...]

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Not everything in the world of Fast Food is all baked apple pies & Happy Meals, kids. Some spokes-creatures are far more disturbing than pink slime and McRibs combined. While marketing executives labor long hours coming up with new Mascots to entice hungry dollar holders through door & arches, often the results are abominations that [...]

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