Here’s the e-card I came up with on someecards.com after eating entirely too much food at Taco Bell recently: I’m talking like five items. My meal probably consisted of 2 times the recommended daily intake of fat, sodium, cholesterol, carbs, etc. It was also infinitely more than the recommended life-long intake of Taco Bell, because let’s face it, if [...]

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Last time we talked about Jack in the Box was when I gave the Waffle Breakfast Sandwich a try a couple of months back. If you’ll recall, I found it to be quite delicious. It also incorporated the two best things about JITB: 1) Their delectable breakfast offerings, which include real fried eggs, and 2) [...]

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Released earlier this month, the latest offering from Wendy’s is the Bacon Portabella Melt. Before I give my trademark witty, in-depth break down of this burger, I have some questions for Wendy’s. First, where have you been? Last time you did anything interesting was when you came out with new sides (chili cheese fries, mac [...]

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The third most awesome thing about Sonic (after the drinks, and breakfast being served all day) is the menu. It has great variety – whatever you want, they’ve probably got it. Chili dogs, tater tots, onion rings, corn dogs, popcorn chicken, the aforementioned breakfast, and many more. Well now they’ve added a few limited time [...]

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While Domino’s has been rebuilding basically everything on their menu over the past few years, Pizza Hut was still dominating them in one category: pan pizza. That was mainly due to the fact that Domino’s did not have pan pizza. Well, now they do. The new pizza comes in one size, medium (12″), and with [...]

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Earlier this month, Kentucky Fried Chicken released another miniature chicken sandwich – the Chicken Little. http://youtu.be/v5PXqnUeDuE Basically, you take the title character from the 2005 Disney film of the same name, fry him up, add a dollop of mayo, a coupla pickle chips, put it on a bun, boom, Chicken Little. Mmmmm, nothing is more [...]

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When Taco Bell introduced FirstMeal in the Western U.S. earlier this year, I was one of very few in the blogosphere to mostly enjoy the offerings. I believe that is because I went into it with fair expectations and reviewed it objectively. I expected it to be just like everything else from Taco Bell, packed [...]

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A shiny desert oasis full of strippers and slot machines, Las Vegas is a city known for excess. In Vegas, bigger is better. Yard-long drinks. Sky-scraping hotels. Back-breaking fake breasts. Wallet-destroying prices. You get the picture. Also known for excess: Hash House A Go Go. When I told Eick I was going to Vegas, he [...]

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A few months back at the South by Southwest festival, Doritos introduced their latest product line: Doritos JACKED. The two flavors are Enchilada Supreme and Smoky Chipotle BBQ. Fittingly, they were available to purchase at a 56-foot high vending machine. But now you can just get them at the store. I’m left with a lot [...]

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Sonic is cool in a number of ways. They have roller-skating carhops. They have a great variety of delicious drinks, including slushes, shakes, blasts and the best cherry limeade I’ve ever had. They also feature a variety of foods including, but not limited to: burgers, hot dogs, chicken, tater tots and a full breakfast menu, [...]

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