The latest addition to Domino’s artisan pizza line is the Chicken & Bacon Carbonara. The first time I heard of this pizza was in a new TV ad where they tell you that their artisan pizzas are so frickin’ awesome that they won’t allow customers to make any alterations to them. It has sparked a [...]

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Don’t be confused; these are not potato skins. They’re just the newest flavor of Ruffles potato chips. Based on the packaging, one is led to believe that these chips are LOADED with flavor, namely that of a potato skin with cheddar cheese, bacon bits, sour cream and chives. It makes sense as a chip flavor [...]

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If you pay attention to such things, you’ve surely heard that Burger King is no longer number two. That’s right, Wendy’s is now the second-largest burger chain in the U.S. in terms of sales, behind McDonald’s, of course. Burger King has fallen behind in part because they have failed to expand their menu in recent [...]

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Last week, I talked about how the focus of fast food restaurants has undoubtedly shifted from the value menu to higher quality, higher-priced items in the last few years. What I did not mention is that Wendy’s has been one of the leaders on that front. It seems it was just a short year ago [...]

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It seems to me that just a few years ago, the trend in fast food was the value menu. McDonald’s still boasts a Dollar Menu, but others no longer offer such low prices. Burger King, for example, had a double cheeseburger for just a dollar. Then, they took off a piece of cheese and called [...]

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Burgers and Kate Upton. I love them both. So much so that Ms. Upton recently replaced In-N-Out Burger as the background on my phone. But what does this bodacious babe have in common with a cheeseburger, other than the fact that they’re both juicy and delicious and they make my mouth water? Behold: http://youtu.be/qE7G5p2xbHI (For [...]

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I recently tried one of the most terrifying products I’ve ever encountered: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. If you’re not familiar with Portland, Oregon, it’s a weird place. There’s an abundance of vegans, piercings, beards, bicycles, craft breweries and just general hippy behavior. People who aren’t from Portland often ask, “Is it really like [...]

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Last month, Taco Bell began serving First Meal (breakfast) at nearly 800 locations, mainly in the western U.S. It’s a logical pairing, what with breakfast burritos being awesome and all. They plan to release First Meal nationwide by 2014. They’re a bit late to the table, with McDonald’s, Burger King, Carl’s Jr, Sonic, Jack in [...]

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Oreos are awesome. If you disagree, there are two possible reasons: One, you are not American. I’ll give you a pass because there’s no way you could truly understand the awesomeness of Oreos. Two, there is something seriously wrong with you and you should go the the emergency room immediately. Your taste buds may have [...]

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By now, you might have heard about the new Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box. News broke last week, and the internets have since exploded with opinions on the porcine treat. Some people say it’s amazing because it has bacon and ice cream, while others say it’s just another way for fat Americans to [...]

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