I’ve seen this commercial pop up, and it’s effective in the wrongest way a commercial could wrong.  It makes not a lick of sense. To whit: The Characters: Bieber Haircut and his buddy Gummo-Head kid.  Mother figure who is too perky to be the true mother of a rabid teenage boy with hormones to spare. [...]

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Editor’s Note: Eating Styles, which formerly appeared every Thursday, will now be moved to Mondays. In honor of National Iced Tea Day, which took place yesterday, Sunday, June 10, this week’s Eating Styles post is all about iced tea. How do you drink it? Many people agree iced tea is the perfect way to cool [...]

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…stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come home with you. Such is the advice of Doug’s future father-in-law in The Hangover, and it’s advice my friends and I should have taken when we found ourselves at the Bellagio Buffet this past week. We didn’t take home herpes, mind you. Even the calories we [...]

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Pizza Hut’s latest offering is the P’Zolo, which can only be described as a long calzone. Or a pizza sandwich. Or a glorified hot pocket. Maybe a pizza burrito. You get the idea. What can’t be described is the reasoning behind the name “P’Zolo.” We all know that “P’Zone” is just a play on the [...]

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By now we have all heard of Mayor Bloomberg’s proposed idea of banning the sale of sodas in excess of 16 ounces in New York City. Regardless of what you think of the notion, it has certainly become fodder for those paying attention. Last night on Conan: Recently from The Daily Show (in two parts): [...]

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Beware, any man who reads further will be adjusting uncomfortably in his seat for the duration. A Colorado man has sued the roast beef wranglers at Arby’s over a 2010 incident in which he claims his genitals (that’s junk to your high society crowd) were burnt when the urinal he was using at the restaurant [...]

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Editor’s note: From now on, “Deep Fried Everything” will be moved to Thursdays instead of Mondays. (Click to enlarge)

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I pride myself on being a BBQ enthusiast. However, due to a recent raccoon infestation in my Broil King, I’ve been forced to grill choice cuts of meat on a puny table top hibachi I found at a yard sale. Now, late at night, I scour the net, living vicariously through Google images by fawning [...]

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This week I prowled the shelves of my favorite Italian market for something to eat for your amusement. As you have seen I am pretty adventurous eater, and since my roots are Italian, there aren’t a whole lot of things that I have not tried. Squid ink is one of the few. I once had some squid ink pasta [...]

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Chump invites pimps for shrimps, gets a beating for dessert. They may screw you at the drive-thru, but visits are up. Teens now trading sex for Filet-o-Fish & McRibs? Which fast food muffins are the worst & the tops. “Mystery of the Sioux Falls Long John Silver’s missing anchor”. McCover-up! Lady deletes security footage to [...]

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