Bacon Lube

by Eick · May 13th, 2009 · 59 Comments

I know, I know, more bacon products. I’m as sick of them as you are. Good lord though, how could I not mention this? I don’t have any snarky comments about people “porking” or your next session in the sack being “sizzling.” I think the absurdity of this product speaks for itself. Insert your own joke/pun here. Oh, and also go read more info about it on Don Chavez. Also, check out the video below of them doing a taste test.

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59 responses so far ↓

1 Brian // May 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Couldn’t you just use bacon grease?
2 regoob // May 13, 2009 at 7:58 pm

when did this turn into sobaconblog.com? 1/2 of the posts are about bacon. there is more out there than bacon!
3 Andy // May 13, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Ah Huh huh – you said insert – huh huh
4 JoeBloggs // May 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm

clearly EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon…
5 Eick // May 13, 2009 at 10:44 pm

@regood.

1/2 the posts about bacon? Really? 2 of the past 20 posts have been about bacon.

TWO of the past TWENTY.

That’s 10%, not an unreasonable amount, but even I feel like that’s too often.
6 Cary // May 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm

THE BACON BACKLASH HAS BEGUN!!! The new meat on the street?

Headcheese?
7 Roberto // May 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm

Bacon flavored genitals? Gross.
8 Krusty // May 14, 2009 at 1:06 am

Yeah, you’re pretty much asking for someone to bite it off. Not cool.
9 Hillary // May 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Good lord, you’ve gone too far. Stop the bacoblogging!
10 La4j // May 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I uh…well…bacon? Really?!!!Nee- ass- teee!!!
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