I know, I know, more bacon products. I’m as sick of them as you are. Good lord though, how could I not mention this? I don’t have any snarky comments about people “porking” or your next session in the sack being “sizzling.” I think the absurdity of this product speaks for itself. Insert your own joke/pun here. Oh, and also go read more info about it on Don Chavez. Also, check out the video below of them doing a taste test.


















59 responses so far ↓
1 Brian // May 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Couldn’t you just use bacon grease?
2 regoob // May 13, 2009 at 7:58 pm
when did this turn into sobaconblog.com? 1/2 of the posts are about bacon. there is more out there than bacon!
3 Andy // May 13, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Ah Huh huh – you said insert – huh huh
4 JoeBloggs // May 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm
clearly EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon…
5 Eick // May 13, 2009 at 10:44 pm
@regood.
1/2 the posts about bacon? Really? 2 of the past 20 posts have been about bacon.
TWO of the past TWENTY.
That’s 10%, not an unreasonable amount, but even I feel like that’s too often.
6 Cary // May 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm
THE BACON BACKLASH HAS BEGUN!!! The new meat on the street?
Headcheese?
7 Roberto // May 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Bacon flavored genitals? Gross.
8 Krusty // May 14, 2009 at 1:06 am
Yeah, you’re pretty much asking for someone to bite it off. Not cool.
9 Hillary // May 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Good lord, you’ve gone too far. Stop the bacoblogging!
10 La4j // May 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I uh…well…bacon? Really?!!!Nee- ass- teee!!!
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30 trisha // Aug 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I am in favor of the more traditional approach…like dripping the bacon grease on…just kidding.
this is nasty.
trisha
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31 Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity // Aug 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I guess it’s better than tuna or fish?
ROTFLMAO
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