The Condiment Gun.  For when you want your food lathered up with condiments, but want to feel like a badass doing it.

Perhaps most shocking of all is the product page now says “Back in 2009” and features this note:

After phenomenal demand we have now unfortunately sold out of this product until after Christmas.

See? I’m not the only one out there who thinks it’s badass to shoot condiments.

Via Endless Simmer and The Bachelor Guy.

11 Responses

  1. Cary

    Anyone else notice the dish being squirted? I believe that’s the first hot dog salad I’ve ever seen. Mmm, tasty iceberg lettuce, cold wet bun and hot dog.

  2. Karen

    No no, I have to agree with Grimace. Ketchup on hot dogs is a definate no no. Mustard? Most definately! Relish? Sure. Onions? Ok. But Ketchup? Blasphemy!

  3. Cary

    Whoa, missed this while entranced by the hot dog salad. I agree with Karen/Grimace, ketchup is the wrong condiment for a hot dog. Sugar-charged tomato paste? Yuck. Spicy brown mustard? Yes.

  4. Grimace

    “Nah, this stuff isn’t getting to me — the shootings, the knifings, the beatings… old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks[.] […] Nah, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody… I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.”

    Dirty Harry Callahan – Sudden Impact.

    Nuff said.


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