Making Condiments Badass Again Eick November 7, 2008 Bizarre, Condiments 11 Comments The Condiment Gun.Â For when you want your food lathered up with condiments, but want to feel like a badass doing it. Perhaps most shocking of all is the product page now says “Back in 2009″ and features this note: After phenomenal demand we have now unfortunately sold out of this product until after Christmas. See? I’m not the only one out there who thinks it’s badass to shoot condiments. Via Endless Simmer and The Bachelor Guy. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Live in DC? Do More Tomorrow! - June 5, 2013 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 Discontinued Foods Bracket FINAL VOTE: Surge vs. Planter’s Cheez Balls - April 10, 2013 11 Responses BS November 7th, 2008 thought you would like this one. Nice research! there goes my christmas list… Reply Youppi November 7th, 2008 do you keep it in the fridge? Reply Cary November 7th, 2008 Anyone else notice the dish being squirted? I believe that’s the first hot dog salad I’ve ever seen. Mmm, tasty iceberg lettuce, cold wet bun and hot dog. Reply Eick November 7th, 2008 Uh yeah, great call Cary. Why is the hot dog sitting on a pile of iceberg lettuce? Reply Grimace November 7th, 2008 I find this product awesome. But Ketchup on Hot Dogs is NOT OK. Reply James November 8th, 2008 Ketchup on hot dogs is the One True Way. Reply Karen November 9th, 2008 No no, I have to agree with Grimace. Ketchup on hot dogs is a definate no no. Mustard? Most definately! Relish? Sure. Onions? Ok. But Ketchup? Blasphemy! Reply Cary November 10th, 2008 Whoa, missed this while entranced by the hot dog salad. I agree with Karen/Grimace, ketchup is the wrong condiment for a hot dog. Sugar-charged tomato paste? Yuck. Spicy brown mustard? Yes. Reply Grimace November 10th, 2008 “Nah, this stuff isn’t getting to me â€” the shootings, the knifings, the beatings… old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks[.] [...] Nah, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody… I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.” Dirty Harry Callahan – Sudden Impact. Nuff said. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current day month ye@r * Leave this field empty * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.