Batter Blaster Confirms You are Lazy Eick January 2, 2008 Bizarre, Cooking, YouTube 3 Comments Heard of Batter Blaster? It’s the latest product of convenience for America’s time strapped consumer. It’s pancake and waffle batter…in a can. No more messy prep work or clean-up when you want pancakes, just blast some batter right into the pan! While I admire the ingenuity behind the idea, this CANNOT be a cost effective way to make pancakes. How many pancakes worth of batter can you really fit in those things anyways? Also, how long does it take to mix the pancake batter, an egg, oil and water? Maybe 5 minutes? Tops? But for those of you thinking, “Jon, unfortunately I don’t have 5 minutes, I need this product” there is one hitch: “At this time, Batter Blaster is available in the following states: AZ, CA, NV, OR, WA and in Meijer Store’s in IL, IN, KY, MI, OH.” What!!! I want my Batter Blaster! Now! Knowing this product exists, do you really expect me to keep making pancakes…gasp…the old-fashioned way? What do I look like, some guy who has hours and hours of free time? What am I made of free time? Is there just free time falling off trees? If so, please tell me where so I can take my chain saw and cut down these “free time trees” and hoard it all for myself so I can sell free time on the black market (i.e. ebay) for a handsome profit. You lucky bastards on the west coast get first access to all the lazy man products of convenience. Damn you west coast! With your delicious, dank, laziness inducing pot and laid back surfer culture. Give me my Batter Blaster! I can’t be bothered to whip up pancake batter on the weekends – I am already hard-pressed for time trying to get from my bed to my couch as quickly as possible! If you aren’t sold yet, perhaps this advertisement will help seal the deal: The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 3 Responses Dave Hunter January 2nd, 2008 Yikes, and I had thought the MIX was lazy… Reply Diane July 31st, 2011 I always wondered what was going through the mind of the person who thought of Batter Blaster. First time I saw it I almost cried from the fear realizing people HAVE gotten that lazy…doesn’t help that it says ‘organic’ on it. How organic can it be if it comes from a can? Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
Diane July 31st, 2011 I always wondered what was going through the mind of the person who thought of Batter Blaster. First time I saw it I almost cried from the fear realizing people HAVE gotten that lazy…doesn’t help that it says ‘organic’ on it. How organic can it be if it comes from a can? Reply
