In what will continue to be a staple of So Good (see the first question posed, Circus Peanuts vs. the McRib), today’s Would You Rather? question should prove to be a difficult one for many (unless you are a vegetarian, in which case, you are a narc).
Option #1: You can never drink beer of any kind again for the rest of your life. You can still drink wine or hard alcohol.
Option #2: You can never eat red meat of any kind again for the rest of your life. No steak, no burgers, nothing. You can still eat chicken, fish or other kinds of meat.