It’s Wednesday, which means it’s Would You Rather time.
Option #1: You can never eat Saltines again.
Option #2: You can never eat Stoned Wheat Thins again.
There are many knock-off and imitation versions of Premium brand saltine crackers. For the purposes of this vote, saltines=saltines, no matter who the brand or label. Anything you would define as in that category counts. Stoned Wheat Thins, in contrast, are one specific brand. Feel free to vote on any criteria you want, taste, cost, availability,variety of uses etc.
Please share in the comments the logic behind the choice you made.