Would You Rather? Bar Snack Edition Eick September 15, 2010 Snacks, Would You Rather? 5 Comments That moment of bemused excitement. You sit down at a bar and order a beer. As your beer arrives the bar tender drops off an unexpected bonus: a little something salty to snack on. Maybe itâ€™s in a nice wooden bowl that has been delicately filled and prepped in back. Maybe the bartender shovels something out of a huge bag into a small Styrofoam bowl. Or maybe, you receive a mysterious brown paper bag or a small cardboard box.Â Either way, one thing is certain: you are way, way, way more excited to receive $.13 worth of a free salty snack item than you should be. Score! You think to yourself. You knew there was a reason you picked this bar to have a beer, and this free snack has, like, tooootally validated your decision. Sure, some bars offer those bizarre â€œparty mixes.â€ You know the ones Iâ€™m talking about: fake Doritos, weird square shaped pretzels and a retail cost of about $1.69 for a ten-pound bag at Costco. Other bars like to get â€œfunâ€ and offer you a bowl of cheddar or original Goldfish. Still others like to present the image that they are â€œclassing it upâ€ and wonâ€™t be pinching pennies on their bar snacks like those degenerate dive bar owners down the street. No, for these guys itâ€™s a nice bowl of cashews or perhaps some mixed nuts. All well and good.Â But as any regular bar patron knows, there are three go-to bar snacks which I refer to as the “Three P’s”: pretzels, peanuts (either shelled or un-shelled) and popcorn.Â Here is where your decision comes into play (itâ€™s just like a Choose Your Own Adventure Book!) and this one is a two part query. Part One: You must sacrifice one of these snacks forever. Poof, vamoose, itâ€™s gone. You can never eat it again. We arenâ€™t just talking AT a bar here folks, you can never eat this snack again, ever, ever, ever. Part Two: You MUST eat a full bowl (think your average sized cereal bowl) of one of these snacks each and every day. For the rest. Of. Your. Life. No changing mid-stream, you pick it, youâ€™re stuck with it. Suddenly developed a deathly peanut allergy? Tough shit, deal with it.Â There is no skipping days, no matter how sick you are or how much you tire of your snack of choice.Â Also, you canâ€™t â€œdress upâ€ your snack in any way by combining it with another dish, mixing it into a salad, coating it in chocolate etc. You must simply eat a bowl full of the snack in question. A few questions will surely arise on point #2. Can you choose between shelled and un-shelled peanuts? YES, but you must eat an equivalent amount of each. Honey roasted, salted or unsalted? Take your pick. Can you choose what type of pretzels you eat? YES. A fan of pretzel rods? Go crazy with â€˜em. Like those really crunchy sourdough pretzels that come in the five gallon plastic jugs? Eat away. Prefer those curly, heart shaped ones? The world is your pretzel-oyster. Like your popcorn air-popped with just a little salt? Go for it. Enjoy it slathered with artery clogging movie butter? Hey, itâ€™s your life. So Mr & Miss Snacker, whatâ€™ll it be? Vote below and then defend your choice in the comments, noting any preferences you have for particular varieties of the aforementioned snacks. [poll id=”112″] [poll id=”113″] The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 5 Responses gansie September 15th, 2010 where’s potato chips? Reply Laura M September 15th, 2010 This was pretty easy. I had to let go of popcorn because I used to work at a movie theater and trust me, you grow to hate it. And I just don’t dig peanuts as much as pretzels, so pretzels won out. However, I find it unfair popcorn eaters can add butter and salt, but I can’t add a dip, cream cheese or peanut butter to my pretzel. Adding flavor is adding flavor… Reply Eick September 15th, 2010 @Gansie – potato chips? What weird ass bars do you frequent. Can’t say I’ve ever seen potato chips at a bar… Reply Glass Bottles September 16th, 2010 Who couldn’t down a bowl of pretzels everyday. Easily the best choice! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Current [email protected] * Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.