Lucky Charms Unveils New Charm Eick June 4, 2008 Breakfast 42 Comments The hourglass! The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 42 Responses Youppi June 4th, 2008 The hourglass, as in time is running out on having any more ‘good’ ideas re: ways to reinvent one of the nastiest cereals ever. I’m sorry, but Lucky Charms is gross. And the marshmallows are like eating that ‘popcorn’ used for packaging/shipping. Reply dhess June 4th, 2008 HOLY SHNIKEYS!! That is the BIGGEST news to come out of the cold breakfast cereal world in AGES!!! I am so STOKED!!!! I bet they taste like every other mashmellow in there. Reply Eick June 4th, 2008 Youppi, I despise the message you are pushing. Lucky Charms is one of the top 5 cereals of all time, and I still eat it to this day. Delicious. Reply Youppi June 4th, 2008 eick, you can’t be serious. I think the ‘purple horseshoes’ probably fell off the horses they first fed this garbage to. the cereal itself is boring-ly plain and lacking any sort of flavor. It’s like I shoved a handful of gravel in my mouth. If people had their way, they would get rid of them all together and just eat the marshmallows, or “marbits” as they are referred to (aka, not even good enought to call ‘marshmallow’). Anyway, a bowl of artificially colored marbits does not a delicious breakfast make. And remind me again how ‘me Red Balloon’ is a lucky charm? Reply KevinB June 4th, 2008 dhess: Apparently you haven’t seen the ads (or the boxes in stores!) for the new “Diamond” Shreddies. These Shreddies have a distinctive diamond shape, and are not, as scurrilous rumours would have it, regular Shreddies rotated 45 degrees. 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I love Lucky Charms! I love Lucky Charms! I love Lucky Charms! I love Lucky Charms! I love Lucky Charms! I love Lucky Charms! Reply USSRay June 11th, 2008 I always get dark green diarrhea after indulging in my son’s Lucky Charms. Nasty, indeed. Reply r June 11th, 2008 the red balloon is a lucky charm because of that Nena song. Every body “99 ze luft balons german german german german!” Reply Kevin F June 11th, 2008 Youppi is an idiot. Lucky Charms rocks. I used to love to eat them off Brittneys ass. Reply Dark Wolf June 11th, 2008 How is this “big news”? does anyone remember years ago when Lucky Charms was almost entirely marshmallows? red hearts… orange stars… yellow moons… green clovers… blue diamonds… purple horse shoes… red ballons… and so on. Then they dumbed it down and dropped most of the charms and have been adding special little ones every few months off and on… so im sorry but I just cant get “excited” over yet another new charm… Besides… I hate Lucky Charms… The cerial part looks like dry cat food Reply silent muse June 11th, 2008 wont they have to change the song? Reply E. Alyce June 11th, 2008 I love Lucky Charms!! Reply Steven June 11th, 2008 Youppi, So you don’t like lucky charms, that’s understandable, some people don’t, but just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean that the majority doesn’t. To each his own. Simply pass them up in the grocery aisle and don’t buy them, don’t try to speak for everyone when everyone doesn’t feel the same way that you do. Reply jason June 11th, 2008 you’re arguing about cereal. High five America! Reply Ray June 11th, 2008 Lucky Charms are ok… but CHOCOLATE Lucky Charms RULE! Reply Phil June 11th, 2008 Lucky Charms rock. I mean there are these little tiny pieces of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, “Oooh this is candy, I’m having fun!” Reply Biff June 11th, 2008 I ate Lucky Charms for breakfast as a child. I now have bowel cancer! I can’t stop pooping blood 🙁 Reply Lard o' the Stoole June 11th, 2008 Youppi, you must be out of your damned mind. Lucky Charms is the best cereal EVAR. How can you think that they are anything but magically delicious? As for your guess about the purple horse shoes falling off the animal they first fed it too; that is simply preposterous. EVERYONE knows that ALL the Lucky Charms are hand made by Jesus Christ himself. The marshmallows in fact, (or “marbits” as you lovingly refer to them as) the very mana from heaven that sustained the Jews in the great Exodus in the Old Testament. Moses survived – no – thrived on these “marbits”. Charlton Heston played Moses in the movie version of the same story. Don’t you think that if it’s good enough for Charlton Heston, it’s good enough for you? USSRay, I would seek medical attention. Thick green excrement flying out of your man-love hole can be fatal. My advice is to eat more Lucky Charms until either you build up tolerance and the problem goes away, or you die of pooing toxic waste. Reply meanmisturmustard June 11th, 2008 Thanks Fark, I announce this “breaking” news to my kids and they tell me that the commericals for the new charm have been on TV for at least a month. Guess I’ll get another tie for Father’s day this year. Reply theROD June 11th, 2008 hey its not cat food, it kibble as in kibble and marbits. have you ever wondered why cereal is considered so bad for our pets, but so “good” for our children? Reply MadameMortician June 12th, 2008 Errr… WHAT? Why do we need a new charm? Ridiculous. Lucky Charms are pure poison anyway. Disgusting! Eating marshmallows. Reply john June 12th, 2008 Phil……excellent Austin Powers reference. Ha ha ha Reply Lisa June 12th, 2008 They’re still magically delicious!!! Reply Gettn' Lucky June 12th, 2008 Lucky Charms are in my top 5 ulike smurfs cerial. I never got the green apple (jax) splatters from lucky charms, but I did get red and blue loafs from smurfs. Scared the [blue and red] crap outta my 4 yr old self… I don’t understand how you can’t like lucky charms though. Its part of complete breakfast, is fortified with vitamins, minerals, and luck, and is so magically delicious that they put it right on the box. You can’t argue with the box… Its in print so it must be true. You people are brutal… Is it not enough that the kids are after Lucky the leprechaun for his Lucky Charms, now the adults are after his reputation. Shame on you. Reply Ariel July 9th, 2008 So, it seems to me this is a temporary charm. With the removal of the most lucky charm [pot of gold] it just appears to me the machine screwed up and made a few billion deformed pots of gold, which looked like hourglasses, so they figured they’d roll with it. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Current [email protected] * Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.