Don’t get over analytical with this one, (i.e. what is defined as a cookie or a cracker?) Just answer the question people! Feel free to share in the comments why you chose what you did.
Option #1: You can never eat cookies again.
Option #2: You can never eat crackers again.
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12 responses so far ↓
1 Youppi // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm
This one is good eick. I would have to say I love crackers and cheese more than I love cookies, but I probably eat more cookies. PLUS there are tons more cookies than good crackers (in my opinion).
My heart says cookies, but my mouth says crackers. sigh…
I’m keeping cookies…
2 Hillary // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I kept cookies! There are just too many good ones out there! And crackers, eh, I was never the snacking type…
3 Ruca Bangs // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:12 pm
What about those sweet wheat crackers? they are basically cookies. And what’s the deal with tea-bisquits? they seem to be neither. Is a cracker with jam on it considered a fruit-cookie? And what’s the deal with fun-sized candy? Are smaller things funner? Is it how you use it? Eick, I allow you to use any of these hilarious and topical musings in your act.
YOU’RE WELCOME!
4 Eick // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I’m pretty sure I made clear that there will be none of this trying to define what a cookie or a cracker is nonsense.
Don’t try and be too smart for the question.
Oh, and I choose crackers. It’s not even that I love crackers, all things being equal, cookies are probably tastier, but I rarely eat sweets, so losing cookies from my routine would have virtually no impact on my life.
5 J Temperance // Feb 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
What’s the point of cutting out my savory? Sugar is overrated.
All you poseurs who are voting cookie don’t know what is what. Crackers is where it’s at.
6 hillary_b // Feb 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm
crackers are trash. bread will do for savory, and give me a cookie anyday.
7 Ruca Bangs // Feb 11, 2008 at 11:49 am
A-ha! you fell right into my trap, and its a tiger-pit so have fun.
hillary b brings up a good point, in that you can just toast bread (or let it go stale) and use that for crackers. Keep cookies!
8 caron // Apr 16, 2008 at 10:21 pm
It’s a no brainer….give up crackers!!! Cookies are the best ever….
9 Firkin // Apr 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What the fuck you people got against white people??
10 Tina // Nov 20, 2008 at 12:46 am
Give up crackers, we would still have lovely baguettes to put cheese on.
11 Susan // Jan 15, 2009 at 11:54 am
I love cookies but rarely eat them. I have crackers several times a week with cheese, as I fix dinner. Keep the crackers, especially those nice English water crackers.
12 Megan // Jan 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
there are plenty of cracker “substitutes” out there to give up my beloved cookies!!
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