Yep, this is real. The Wine Rack is a sports-style bra, which features a boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder. You can fill it with a beverage of your choice, which you can then drink through a plastic tube.
The product is already sold out over at Firebox.com.
This product has the dual benefit of making your breasts look larger while simultaneously letting you get drunk while still saving money at the bar. Plus, if your male target for the evening is drinking at the same pace as you, by the time you finish the booze stashed in your breasts, he should be getting just drunk enough to no longer be aware that your chest size has shrunk from a C to a B cup.
Stumble it!
4 responses so far ↓
1 DCBlogs // Feb 6, 2008 at 8:49 pm
2 shatraw // Feb 7, 2008 at 2:02 am
sometimes i just get the feeling they invent shit like this because they can’t pass up on the name.
the wine rack. hilarious.
3 Abi // Feb 9, 2008 at 10:25 am
Nothing says desperation like drinking warm booze from a bra. Seriously though, is there any room for actual breasts in there?
4 Sarah Grace // Feb 9, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Ahem…. and WHY did you not bring one of these to me as a housewarming gift last week?
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