The Wine Rack “Booze Bra” = Fun Eick February 7, 2008 Bizarre, Booze, Cool 4 Comments Yep, this is real. The Wine Rack is a sports-style bra, which features a boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder. You can fill it with a beverage of your choice, which you can then drink through a plastic tube. The product is already sold out over at Firebox.com. This product has the dual benefit of making your breasts look larger while simultaneously letting you get drunk while still saving money at the bar. Plus, if your male target for the evening is drinking at the same pace as you, by the time you finish the booze stashed in your breasts, he should be getting just drunk enough to no longer be aware that your chest size has shrunk from a C to a B cup. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Live in DC? Do More Tomorrow! - June 5, 2013 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 Discontinued Foods Bracket FINAL VOTE: Surge vs. Planter’s Cheez Balls - April 10, 2013 4 Responses shatraw February 7th, 2008 sometimes i just get the feeling they invent shit like this because they can’t pass up on the name. the wine rack. hilarious. Reply Abi February 9th, 2008 Nothing says desperation like drinking warm booze from a bra. Seriously though, is there any room for actual breasts in there? Reply Sarah Grace February 9th, 2008 Ahem…. and WHY did you not bring one of these to me as a housewarming gift last week? Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current day month ye@r * Leave this field empty * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.