Yep, this is real. The Wine Rack is a sports-style bra, which features a boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder. You can fill it with a beverage of your choice, which you can then drink through a plastic tube.


The product is already sold out over at


This product has the dual benefit of making your breasts look larger while simultaneously letting you get drunk while still saving money at the bar. Plus, if your male target for the evening is drinking at the same pace as you, by the time you finish the booze stashed in your breasts, he should be getting just drunk enough to no longer be aware that your chest size has shrunk from a C to a B cup.

4 Responses

  1. shatraw

    sometimes i just get the feeling they invent shit like this because they can’t pass up on the name.

    the wine rack. hilarious.

  2. Abi

    Nothing says desperation like drinking warm booze from a bra. Seriously though, is there any room for actual breasts in there?


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