For The Drunk on The Go…Pocket Shots! Eick September 13, 2007 Bizarre 4 Comments If you haven’t previously read about Pocket Shots, then allow me to be the one to introduce you to this novel product: “Pocket Shot is a brand new way to enjoy your favorite hard liquor…Each Pocket Shot is sealed in a near unbreakable, flexible, squishable, pocket stuffable pouch making them perfect for active activities, outdoor adventures, and glass restricting venues.” I mean seriously, how many times have you been in the middle of running a marathon and thought “I wish I was boozing right now”? Well now you can. Also, you gotta love the blatant use of sex to sell pocket shots: Wait, wait, wait….does that hot woman fishing have a pocket shot in her pocket? I MUST buy pocket shots so I can impress hot women who also love fishing! Also, whoever the model was for that photo shoot…call me! The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 4 Responses shatraw September 13th, 2007 dammit, consumer america! this is why dionysus invented the hip flask, you wasteful peckerheads. this is my new favorite insane product: http://www.stokexpress.com/detail.aspx?ID=4 Reply Justin October 11th, 2007 Amen, Shatraw. The hip flask is the universal answer. Although that generic Pocket Shot brand Tequila was a lifesaver during the GRE. Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
shatraw September 13th, 2007 dammit, consumer america! this is why dionysus invented the hip flask, you wasteful peckerheads. this is my new favorite insane product: http://www.stokexpress.com/detail.aspx?ID=4 Reply
Justin October 11th, 2007 Amen, Shatraw. The hip flask is the universal answer. Although that generic Pocket Shot brand Tequila was a lifesaver during the GRE. Reply
