If you haven’t previously read about Pocket Shots, then allow me to be the one to introduce you to this novel product:
“Pocket Shot is a brand new way to enjoy your favorite hard liquor…Each Pocket Shot is sealed in a near unbreakable, flexible, squishable, pocket stuffable pouch making them perfect for active activities, outdoor adventures, and glass restricting venues.”
I mean seriously, how many times have you been in the middle of running a marathon and thought “I wish I was boozing right now”? Well now you can. Also, you gotta love the blatant use of sex to sell pocket shots:
Wait, wait, wait….does that hot woman fishing have a pocket shot in her pocket? I MUST buy pocket shots so I can impress hot women who also love fishing! Also, whoever the model was for that photo shoot…call me!
Stumble it!
4 responses so far ↓
1 shatraw // Sep 13, 2007 at 4:54 pm
dammit, consumer america! this is why dionysus invented the hip flask, you wasteful peckerheads.
this is my new favorite insane product: http://www.stokexpress.com/detail.aspx?ID=4
2 For The Drunk on The Go…Pocket Shots! (://URLFAN) // Oct 4, 2007 at 3:04 pm
3 Justin // Oct 11, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Amen, Shatraw. The hip flask is the universal answer. Although that generic Pocket Shot brand Tequila was a lifesaver during the GRE.
4 Your page is now on StumbleUpon! // May 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm
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