Author Cary

http://youtu.be/NAw4d-qKE40 The Characters: Over-earnest every-guy wandering about Arby's. And a bunch of extras. Premise: Look at me, I'm that guy who sat in the back of the Rocks for Jocks class...

Every once in a while, a commercial comes along that takes Logic and slaps it across the face. It then takes Logic out back and hits in the head with a shovel. It takes all afternoon, but the commercial...

Have you ever heard a song that made you want to chop off your own head in a chainsaw accident?  Truvia answers that question in spades: http://youtu.be/6uuPdxHuk2c The Characters: Two handsome...

I've seen this commercial pop up, and it's effective in the wrongest way a commercial could wrong.  It makes not a lick of sense. To whit: http://youtu.be/41Vx8AlLQOQ The Characters: Bieber Haircut...

Hmmm...about a year ago Eick sent me some food in the mail, and I made a promise I could not keep....at the time.  I could give everyone a long-drawn-out excuse for my writing truancy...but... THE STIX...

After defending Taco Bell time and time again, they have stabbed me in the back. If there are two things that should never be combined it's seafood with fast food, and Taco Bell has done just that with the...

This is more of a paean to retain my sanity than a proper food post. As I perused the site yesterday I realized that Eick had posted a small blurb about 88 cent crunchwraps. My neck snapped with a...

The extended title that drops down two lines is a metaphor for true excess of this burger. This has been covered elsewhere, but Eick sent me some coupons for free burgers and I figured my colon could take...

The other day whilst trudging through a wind-whipped four-degree day in Chicago, I wander past McDonald's on my way to the grocery store.  Even in the vacuum of a negative degree wind chill, the stark...

A couple weeks (or months) ago Eick sent me an email asking me if I enjoyed coffee. As a grad student still working a regular job, I simply chewed on the coffee grounds I store in my cheek and answered, "Yes...