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In This Economy: Hybrid Fish

You are what you eat, as they say.  Did they also say that we would be smashing together fish genes to create really cheap blobs of meat in the shape of fish? Ah science, you giveth and giveth and...
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Cheetoh Genius Dies

The father of one of the great stoner foods of all time, the cheesy doodle, died yesterday at the age of 90. That's right, friends. Remove your orange fingertips from your bag of cheetohs and stare at them....
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The Saddest Clown

While McDonald's tries to re-brand itself as a hip coffee lounge where one can steal free wi-fi, a familiar jester is being pushed to the wayside.  Ronald McDonald is watching his role in advertising...
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In This Economy: Scotland is Fatter

Good news for inactive, slovenly Americans!  Despite our incredible propensity for fast food consumption, failure to manage portion control and allergic reactions to vegetables and fruits, America is no...
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San Jose Hates Happy (Meals)

I know this is an old story, but this needs to stay fresh in our minds, especially over this Memorial Day weekend.  In lovely Santa Clara county of the small, clean and quiet city of San Jose, CA people are...
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Healing Potion Energy Drinks

This is incredible.  You may have remembered our little piece on Jones Soda's Dungeons & Dragons special edition.  Well, the noble warriors at ThinkGeek have already gone to the next level and...