Meat Cards

Have you ever thought to your self, “my current business card is fine, but what I’d really like is a business card that will instantly repel any potential clients or business partners who are vegetarians or vegans?” Well if you’ve had that thought, or any of the other twisted thoughts that might compel someone to buy a business card made of meat, then Meat Cards are for you!

So how is this genius creation made? A piece of beef jerky is seared with a 150 watt laser to include whatever information you would like written on your business card. Meat & lasers eh? If we can just incorporate football somehow, every stereotypical man in America is going to want one of these.

Via BoingBoing and Gizmodo.