The Onion News Network has a segment on researchers for Domino’s Pizza testing the limits of what types of food (presented as “pizza”) humans will eat. This would be even more funny if it wasn’t so scary accurate. A lot of these ideas you could actually imagine people eating. I blame anyone who ever ate and enjoyed the Domino’s Oreo pizza. If you played any role in perpetuating the success of that product you should be deported.
Via Serious Eats.