Stuff White People Like: Expensive Sandwiches

March 4th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Today I bring you an excerpt from a post on one of the most hilarious blogs I have seen in recent weeks, Stuff White People Like. One of my favorite of the several food related posts on the site is #63 Expensive Sandwiches.

Here’s a taste of some of the amusing portions of the post describing why white people like expensive sandwiches:

In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.

If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.

Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich

Click over to Stuff White People Like for more hilarity.

Tags: Blogs · Comedy · Sandwiches

4 responses so far ↓

1 Hillary // Mar 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Oh my g-d. I basically just read that whole site - too funny! I particularly like the entries about sushi, marijuana, and “giving their children two last names”. Awesome.
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