Wait, I thought this guy was so vigilant about his diet that he only ate the same three specific things each day? Guess when the Presidency is on the line you’re willing to risk your health for a day or two in order to win votes. Although Extreme Mortman notes that Romney couldn’t just leave it at pandering to the Pro-Colonel voters, he had to make sure people knew he also loves Pollo Tropical and Chick-fil-A.


“I don’t see any empty seats. Could someone kick that fat woman out of her booth so we can sit down? Also, make sure to wipe everything down with bleach before I get near it.”

Update: Big Head DC reports that while eating off the KFC menu, Romney took the skin off his chicken then ate it with a knife and fork. Guess you gotta avoid those greasy fingers right Mitt?

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