It seems there are actually a few things that President Bush can do without totally screwing them up. Foreign policy isn’t one of them, but thankfully, pardoning turkeys is! The pardoning of two turkeys, May and Flower, went off without a hitch yesterday.
So how are the two turkey’s going to celebrate? By going to Disney World!
No seriously, they are going to Disney World. That was not a joke. They arrived in Orlando last night, and are going to live the rest of their lives in Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Ok……
But forget about Disney World. My favorite quote of the whole article:
“Nearly 100 people crowded the terminal â€” all to get a glipse of turkeys May and Flower.”
The question must be asked…who ARE these people? What kind of country do we live in? Who has such a boring life that they go to the airport on a Tuesday night to see two turkey’s arrive? 100 people? Really? Really?
Oh, and also, the two Turkey’s flew first class. Seriously. They each had their own first class seat. Folks, I’ve flown a couple dozen times in my life, and I have NEVER sat in first class. Can you imagine being on that flight? You’re jammed into a tiny seat in coach with no leg room. Meanwhile, two of the first class seats are being occupied by a BIRD YOU EAT ALL THE TIME! What airline allowed this? Whoever they were, they are royal douchebags. They should have given those seats to someone that could actually enjoy them…like, you know, A PERSON.