Horse meat is a hot topic right now and not because its become the next bacon.  Just ask a Public Relations executive at Burger King  or better yet any recently unemployed meat packing facility “Quality Control” supervisor in the UK.

Personally, I’d  prefer a fighting chance when it comes to detecting an out of place object lurking within my next meal.  Not reading about it in the news two weeks later so I can start obsessing whether those  IKEA meatballs I consumed in between modular furniture shopping were 30% Seabiscuit.

Going by the following finds, “Food Quality Psychic” sounds more and more like a lucrative career opportunity.

Be sure to hit up the links provided  for the full, gory story.

WORSE THAN A WET BAND-AID?

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July 2011, New York man discovers bloodied blue bandage in his leftover Pizza Hut pie.

SHANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

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July 2012: A Californian Mom finds a dirty shank in a bag of Jolly Ranchers.

WHEN BREAKFAST MENU ITEMS REBEL

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December 2012, nose ring found in McDonald’s breakfast burrito.

IT’S NOT EASY, BEING IN GREENS

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October 2012: Wal-mart customer finds a live frog in her unopened bag of lettuce.

SPIDER-CAN, SPIDER-CAN

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June 2012: Florida woman claims to have found this spider in her can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli.

 CLIF HANGERS

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October 2012: Indian moth web and larvae discovered loitering on a recently purchased Clif bar.

 I’M THINKING, NOT ARBY’S

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 May 2012: Michigan boy discovers freshly separated finger tip in his Arby’s sandwich.

I’LL TRY THE 6 INCH GINSU ON WHOLE WHEAT

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JULY 2008: Subway artist accidentally bakes knife into bread.

ATKINS WAS RIGHT

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2007: Irish bakery is sued after flat rat found baked into loaf.

YOU GOT SOFT SERVED

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October 2008: Vacationing family alleges their  hotel in Sydney Austrailia served up poop in their scoops.

WINNER, WINNER McCHICKEN HEAD DINNER

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A classic in found food WTFery. November 2000: Virginian Mom finds a deep fried chicken head in her hot wings (not a Happy Meal as cited in article).

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2 Responses

  1. Lee451

    As someone who does products recalls/retrievals for a living this is nothing. My favorite retrieval was a man who found a dried mouse in his bag of fresh salad mix, as he dumped the last bit of salad out.

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  2. sue

    This is fucking disgusting. And you wonder why people are vegans. *shudders* As for the frog in the salad, I’d be fine with that. Just proves the salad isn’t swimming in pesticides if a frog can live in it.

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