In Your Face: Celebrity Food Portraits Andy November 22, 2012 Bizarre, Celebrities, Cool, Sliders Marble, water color, oil, clay, Froot Loops. Wait, what? Yes kids, art is now in both the eyes and stomach of the beholder, as obsessed fans have begun fashioning intricate, edible works featuring their favorite pop culture crushes out of snack cakes, jelly beans, butter and much, much more. I’m getting to work on my cheese puff Honey Boo Boo shortly. Subject: Steve Jobs Medium: Cheese, breadcrumbs, Lenscrafters. Critic Quote: Now, we need no longer ask the question, “Is there an appetizer for that?” Subject: Twilight’s Robert Pattison Medium: Milk chocolate, broody angst. Critic Quote: Needs more sprinkles. Subject: Kevin Bacon Medium: Dur. Critic Quote: Conan O’Brien just called, he wants his bacon bust back. Subject: Justin Bieber Medium: Cream Cheese Critic Quote: Notably absent, “Salami Gomez”. Subject: Taylor Swift Medium: Good ‘n’ Plenty Critic Quote: “Sugary shell with evil inside. How fitting” Subject: Kim Kardashian Medium: Red Vines Critic Quote: “I supposed the artist abandoned all hope of a full body piece after realizing the posterior alone would deplete the Earth’s licorice supply.” Subject: Rosie O’Donnell Medium: Snacks Critic Quote: “If anyone could survive a world where oxygen had been replaced with Animal Crackers.” Subject: Jerry Seinfeld Medium: Cereal Critic Quote: “What’s the deal with wasting perfectly good Froot Loops?” Subject: George Clooney Medium: Jelly Beans Critic Quote: “It begs the question: What if he organized an elaborate heist to rob Willy Wonka’s factory?” Subject: Barack Obama Medium: Butter Critic Quote: “Not until now, had art rendered me lactose intolerant.” Subject: Justin Bieber Medium: Meat Critic Quote: ” A feat so mesmerizing, even a Vegan Bieber fan would eat it. Never say never.” Subject: Barack Obama & Mitt Romney Medium: Jack Links beef jerky Critic Quote: “Perhaps some noble attempt to engage the elusive Ice Road Trucker, Pot-head, Honey Boo Boo voter demographic?” Subject: Eminem Medium: M&M’s Critic Quote: How very meta. Subject: Ryan Gosling Medium: Pancake Critic Quote: “For anyone who has ever fantasized about pouring hot maple syrup all over the ex Breaker High star.” The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Andy Latest posts by Andy (see all) Say Whaaaaat? McRib Won’t See National Roll Out. - November 20, 2013 Quick Bite: McDonald’s New Veggie McWraps - August 29, 2013 Quick Bite: Lay’s Canada “Do Us A Flavor” Finalists. - August 1, 2013 Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current [email protected]* Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.