The days of pulling off a successful Halloween party by blindfolding a rec room full of gullible kids, plopping peeled grapes into their grubby little mitts & telling them they’re palm deep in witch eyeballs are long gone.

Now, thanks partially to the Saw movies but mostly Martha Stewart, upping the ghoulish party ante has resulted in creepy shin digs resembling something catered by Hannibal Lecter.

Here are a few epically gross dishes being served up again this year which will ensure you leave that old school, peeled grape gag for the Amish.

 icky-intestine-halloween

This pic of a tray full of  icky intestines doesn’t even show off the sickening guacamole bile baked inside.

meatloaf-hand-halloween

The meatloaf hand gets its signature charred skin look from broiling processed cheese laid over top the severed goodness.

hot-dog-fingers-halloween

Hot dog finger food. Strategically slice some wieners and secure some onion “nails” with ketchup.

band-aid-halloween-cookies

Bloody Band Aid cookies only need three ingredients, graham crackers, white frosting and some red food coloring. Although some sites do recommend a surprise gummi scab hidden within.

meat-head-halloween

Meat Head: Find a Dollar Store novelty skull, disinfect the Hell out of it and then generously drape luncheon meat all over.

zombie-head-cheese

Zombie Head Cheese: Again, find a suitable life size novelty skull and lather the Hell out of it with your favorite spreadable cheese. Also suitable if you are throwing a “Raiders of the Lost Arc” screening party.

canned-meat-head-scary

How skilled are you with canned meat and an airbrush? There’s no shame in saying none.

braincakes-halloween

Braincakes obviously caters to the Living Dead Foodie demographic. Red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting and a chocolate brain.

used-q-tips-halloween-food

These used Q-tips are super gross and easy to create using marshmallow fluff dipped in peanut butter. Chunky if you’re going for the gag factor.

thorax-cake-halloween

This Thorax cake truly blurs the line of creativity and madness. Hit up the link, this one picture doesn’t do it the gruesomely awesome justice it deserves.

skull-fondant-cake-halloween

Oh the magic one can wield with fondant.

hand-waffle-halloween

This is what happens when you don’t leggo the Eggo.

bbq-ribs-cage-halloween

 Once you rip off the BBQ ribs cage as the ham slice skeleton head looks on in horror, there’s a delicious bounty of sausage intestines within.

DISHONORABLE MENTION: KITTY SHITTER!

candy-kitty-poo-food

Candy kitty poo in a litter of cereal. I always knew there was a reason I hated Grapenuts.

FInally, if you want to clinch the neighborhood award for most disturbing Halloween centerpiece, you can’t go wrong with a Cake Baby.

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4 Responses

  1. Gina

    Love these ideas!!!! Thanks for posting. I am going to use several for a Supernatural Birthday party for my daughter!!!!

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  2. Phoebe Garcia

    My stomach is like iron when it comes to toughness and I have eaten a lot of disgusting foods all my life like they’re nothing but foods that are made to look disgusting? Now, that’s another story.

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