Gross Anatomy: Disgusting Halloween Party Food Andy October 11, 2012 Bizarre, Holiday, Sliders 5 Comments The days of pulling off a successful Halloween party by blindfolding a rec room full of gullible kids, plopping peeled grapes into their grubby little mitts & telling them they’re palm deep in witch eyeballs are long gone. Now, thanks partially to the Saw movies but mostly Martha Stewart, upping the ghoulish party ante has resulted in creepy shin digs resembling something catered by Hannibal Lecter. Here are a few epically gross dishes being served up again this year which will ensure you leave that old school, peeled grape gag for the Amish. This pic of a tray full of icky intestines doesn’t even show off the sickening guacamole bile baked inside. The meatloaf hand gets its signature charred skin look from broiling processed cheese laid over top the severed goodness. Hot dog finger food. Strategically slice some wieners and secure some onion “nails” with ketchup. Bloody Band Aid cookies only need three ingredients, graham crackers, white frosting and some red food coloring. Although some sites do recommend a surprise gummi scab hidden within. Meat Head: Find a Dollar Store novelty skull, disinfect the Hell out of it and then generously drape luncheon meat all over. Zombie Head Cheese: Again, find a suitable life size novelty skull and lather the Hell out of it with your favorite spreadable cheese. Also suitable if you are throwing a “Raiders of the Lost Arc” screening party. How skilled are you with canned meat and an airbrush? There’s no shame in saying none. Braincakes obviously caters to the Living Dead Foodie demographic. Red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting and a chocolate brain. These used Q-tips are super gross and easy to create using marshmallow fluff dipped in peanut butter. Chunky if you’re going for the gag factor. This Thorax cake truly blurs the line of creativity and madness. Hit up the link, this one picture doesn’t do it the gruesomely awesome justice it deserves. Oh the magic one can wield with fondant. This is what happens when you don’t leggo the Eggo. Once you rip off the BBQ ribs cage as the ham slice skeleton head looks on in horror, there’s a delicious bounty of sausage intestines within. DISHONORABLE MENTION: KITTY SHITTER! Candy kitty poo in a litter of cereal. I always knew there was a reason I hated Grapenuts. FInally, if you want to clinch the neighborhood award for most disturbing Halloween centerpiece, you can’t go wrong with a Cake Baby. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Andy Latest posts by Andy (see all) Say Whaaaaat? McRib Won’t See National Roll Out. - November 20, 2013 Quick Bite: McDonald’s New Veggie McWraps - August 29, 2013 Quick Bite: Lay’s Canada “Do Us A Flavor” Finalists. - August 1, 2013 5 Responses Gina March 27th, 2013 Love these ideas!!!! Thanks for posting. I am going to use several for a Supernatural Birthday party for my daughter!!!! Reply Phoebe Garcia March 23rd, 2014 My stomach is like iron when it comes to toughness and I have eaten a lot of disgusting foods all my life like they’re nothing but foods that are made to look disgusting? Now, that’s another story. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Current [email protected] * Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.