Eating Styles: Pretzel Rods Edition! Sam March 22, 2012 Eating Styles 8 Comments I am crazy about pretzels. In fact, they rank right up there with my other two favorite foods, pizza and ice cream. I’m not completely sure why. It probably has something to do with their extreme saltiness and crunchiness. At any rate, it takes me an average of two days to polish off a full-size bag. But for everyone besides me and this guy, eating pretzels is a pretty mundane experience. Consequently, the pretzel people have to jazz it up with fun pretzel shapes. Enter the pretzel rod. No one eats pretzel rods normally. That is a fact. There are people who suck on the end and pretend it’s a cigar. Some people crunch their way through at high speed like a squirrel. Others vary their pretzel rod-eating in more subtle ways, like either breaking it in half and eating both halves at once, or breaking off little pieces with their fingers. The truly committed dip their pretzel rods in milk chocolate and decorate them with sprinkles or stripes of white chocolate for the holidays. What kind of pretzel rod eaters are you, So Good readers? Vote for your favorite option below and explain in the comments. How do you eat pretzel rods? Pretend it's a cigar Eat it straight through like a squirrel Break off pieces Dip it in chocolate Other View Results Loading ... The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Sam My name is Sam and all I care about is food. Latest posts by Sam (see all) Quick Bite: French Toast Crunch - March 8, 2014 Eating Styles: Would You Eat Horse Meat? - November 18, 2013 Deep Fried Everything Ep 153 - November 14, 2013 8 Responses Adam March 22nd, 2012 I sit there with an open jar of peanut butter and use it as dip. Reply Sethonious March 22nd, 2012 Dip in Mustard! Reply Smokin' March 22nd, 2012 With beer dip and a beer. Reply Sam March 22nd, 2012 Mmmmm….beer dip. Reply James March 22nd, 2012 i dip mine in white chocolate Reply not-so-famous Dave March 22nd, 2012 Eat them quickly when I have to and wish I had some peanuts, popcorn or tortilla chips Reply Pretzel Perfection March 24th, 2012 We dip them in yummy semi-sweet chocolate and then cover them in all sorts of awesome ingredients like chocolate covered potato chips and even bacon! Reply Geena Stepp March 26th, 2012 teeny bites. squirrel-style is the way to go Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current day month ye@r * Leave this field empty * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.