Susan Boyle: The Pizza Eick May 4, 2009 Celebrities, Pizza 9 Comments Yes, a Susan Boyle themed pizza. The Scotsman reports that a bakery in Scotland called Sayers, has created the “Olive Boyle” pizza as a tribute to the exceptional skill of Susan Boyle in the categories ofÂ singing and acting really socially awkward . Good lord that’s one hideous looking pizza. Now I understand the use of black olives to make her hair. I also understand that some people like black olives. But I ask you: do you really like black olives enough to eat that many in each bite? I submit that you do not. So just to re-cap about the pizza: A) Looks horribly disgusting, and B) most likely tastes equivalent to shoving an entire can of black olives into your mouth at once. But what makes the article about this new pizza absolutely awesome is this quote from the bakery’s product development chef: “There are photos of Susan Boyle everywhere and I started thinking how much she looks like a pizza with that round head of hers.” Lets go through the list of reactions one might have had when they first viewed the Susan Boyle YouTube clip. For some, their reaction was “wow, she has a beautiful voice.” For others it was, “what an inspiring story.” But for the chef, the reaction was, of course, “that lady’s head looks like a pizza.” Nice. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 Discontinued Foods Bracket FINAL VOTE: Surge vs. Planter’s Cheez Balls - April 10, 2013 Discontinued Foods Bracket Final Four! Surge vs. Ecto Cooler - April 8, 2013 9 Responses Bear Silber May 4th, 2009 This guy….he’s all over the place for this. Who am I kidding, I’m just jealous. Marketing genius Reply Hillary May 8th, 2009 Haha, wow. People are taking this too far, especially in the food world! Reply music and lyrics May 15th, 2009 Susan Boyle gave an example of how senseless our paradigms of beauty are. I was so happy to see the faces of those that put you down at the beginning, (those girls). You knocked us all out! God Bless You Susan Boyle, do not let any dirty hands touch you. You are so beautiful! The best of luck for you foerever. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current [email protected]* Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.