Hat tip to and I am not lying, where I first read about this. Apparently there are a series of pictures bouncing around the internet from someone making a pizza with McDonald’s food as toppings. There are six pictures total, but I’ll give you the two important ones. First, the “toppings” are placed on the pizza crust and sauce:


After throwing some cheese on top and popping it in the oven, it comes out looking, um, delicious?


I was going to just leave it at that. You get the idea, some guy piled McDonald’s on top of a pizza crust and cooked it up, end of story. But wait…you might be wondering, what kind of person would do that? Well if the 6th and last picture in the series is any indication, the answer to that question is “a guy who eats his food with a handgun next to his dinner plate”:



12 Responses

  1. Richard in Austin

    AH HA HA HA HA!!!

    That IS classic, and classy!

    The pistol is a Beretta (or a replica of one) with a spare mag leaning against the trigger guard, and there’s also a Sykes-Fairbairn combat dagger between the pizza and the Dr Pepper. Is the primer of the top round in the mag dimpled? Hard to tell even though I zoomed in on the pic. I’m a firearms instructor, so I notice things like that.

    Personally I would have chosen a 1911 and a combat Tanto, but I applaud anyone who applies the principle of Peace Through Superior Firepower to their fine dining experience.

    Extra cognitive dissonance points awarded for the measuring tape.

  2. SuperMom

    I assume that the handgun, dagger, and noose material a.k.a. “measuring tape”, are to finish the job should the consumption of all that fat not kill him right on the spot?
    I personally think that just about anything tastes better when covered with melted cheese, but this might have well surpassed my gross-out threshold.
    I do find the lit tealight candle to be a nice touch, though. Romantic dinner for permanent bachelor of one, no doubt. 😉

  3. Chocolatesa

    Rofl!!! I’m betting it was a guy I saw on tv last week on TLC. A former gangster and semi-permanent resident of a morbid obesity clinic called Brookhaven, forget his name though.


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