Hat tip to and I am not lying, where I first read about this. Apparently there are a series of pictures bouncing around the internet from someone making a pizza with McDonald’s food as toppings. There are six pictures total, but I’ll give you the two important ones. First, the “toppings” are placed on the pizza crust and sauce:
After throwing some cheese on top and popping it in the oven, it comes out looking, um, delicious?
I was going to just leave it at that. You get the idea, some guy piled McDonald’s on top of a pizza crust and cooked it up, end of story. But wait…you might be wondering, what kind of person would do that? Well if the 6th and last picture in the series is any indication, the answer to that question is “a guy who eats his food with a handgun next to his dinner plate”: