The Most Shocking Thing is KFC Bowls Didn’t Have Bacon Already

KFC has taken its “Famous Bowl” and added bacon. Wait, they hadn’t done that already? How is it possible that the failure pile in a sadness bowl didn’t already include bacon? The company that put bacon in-between two fried chicken patties that served as bread weren’t already dumping pieces of bacon on top of their bowls? Me thinks that when it comes to target customers, the guy who might buy a KFC bowl piled high with 5 different foods is also probably the same kind of guy who wouldn’t object to bacon being dumped on top of whatever he is already eating.