Please Emeril, Don’t Try to Sleep With My Mom!

Huh.

I find it hard to believe that when the Thomas English Muffins marketing department was bandying around this idea that no one pointed out, or at least thought about the fact, that for some people offering to cook them breakfast is akin to saying “hey, let me stay over and have rampant sex with you all night.” Hilarious.

Via The Dish, The Daily What & nickrrrad.