I had to do a double-take when I first came across this device. Called the Banana Bunker, this fruit case is supposed to keep your banana free from any bruises or mistreatment that might befall it during commuting time or general banana transport. Just stick the fruit into the sleeve and it’s ready when you need it. While I am totally on board for this notion, having turned away many once-promising bananas in the past due to unsightly mushy areas discovered upon peeling, I’m not sure I, nor anyone else I know, could pull this off. Can you imagine the look on a co-worker’s face when you pulled this package out of your bag? My guess would be shock and then a prompt call to HR.
Also, for the style-conscious, it does come in a range of colors. Dig in, and report back here with stories from the field.
Also, check out a YouTube demo video – which should be rated at least PG-13.
H/T to Outblush for the top photo.





















18 responses so far ↓
1 Editz // Oct 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
It sounds like the perfect name for one of “those” bars.
2 DCBlogs » DC Blogs Noted // Oct 27, 2008 at 10:45 pm
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3 Jon // Oct 28, 2008 at 9:09 am
… why?
4 On the Red Line » News Roundup // Oct 28, 2008 at 10:00 am
[...] This has nothing to do with DC, other that from being from the DC area blog So Good, but this banana container gives me the heebie-jeebies. [...]
5 The Pumpernickel // Oct 28, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Wow…yeah, this post should be marked nsfw hahaha!
6 Cary // Oct 28, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Well…wow. Those are…yeah. Terrible? Great? Too much…conflict…*Brain explodes*
7 Shannon // Oct 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I love that it’s ribbed….for her pleasure, maybe?
Oh, come on. Y’all were thinking it, too.
8 JT // Oct 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Good call Shannon – I’m just glad no one has made reference to a banana hammock.
9 lacochran // Oct 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Oh, sure, a covered banana is safer. But is it as enjoyable?
10 Brett // Oct 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Looks like something kept in my nightstand drawer
11 TechSideline.com "The Lounge" Message Board // Oct 28, 2008 at 6:25 pm
12 Banana Hammock « How am I *not* myself? // Oct 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm
[...] Banana Hammock Per Oprah’s email comes this odd gem: [...]
13 Herbert Roulhac Jr. // Oct 28, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Practical for the “Brown Baggers” and Lunch Pail group to keep it from turning into mush and all bruised up. The color variety should appeal to these who must be color coordinated and the kids
14 Relentless Guild Forums :: View topic - Protect Your Banana! // Oct 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm
15 possibly NSFW, depending on your perspective - Clan Rogue Forums // Oct 29, 2008 at 4:30 pm
16 Banana case looks like a condom // Oct 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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17 Your page is now on StumbleUpon! // Nov 5, 2008 at 8:56 pm
18 Protect Your Banana! - Washington Blog Posts - Foodbuzz // Nov 21, 2008 at 9:03 am
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