Author Andy

For your enjoyment, please have at a plethora of Halloween themed magazine and newspaper advertisements, spanning those quaint decades before the internet and cable television ruined children. A simpler era...

If a kid waddles eight blocks, wearing a horrible, motion constricting Halloween costume comprised of his dead Grandmother's clothes, high heels and a few strategically placed pillows, the least you can do is...

I used to enjoy hot dogs on pizza, when I was 8. As a latch key kid any thoughts of taking the culinary high road was an afterthought, as hunger dictated MacGyver like skills be employed to satiate a...

The days of pulling off a successful Halloween party by blindfolding a rec room full of gullible kids, plopping peeled grapes into their grubby little mitts & telling them they're palm deep in witch...

Dinosaur Dracula chugs a quartet of creepy canned sodas. No holds barred tour of a McBeef processing plant up North. Dr. Oz asks; Can viewing food porn make you a fatty? A horse is a horse, of course,...

Pity the young. All year long they are subjected to the often maligned fashion whims of their respective parental units. To add plaid insult to polka dotted injury, Halloween proves to be the cherry on top of...

So apparently, we’ve been eating cupcakes all wrong. I always ask for extra python on my Everglades pizza. Mannaise: Mayo for Men. Phoood dunks the Triple Double Oreo Neapolitan. Weird foods our...

The Food Network could easily have its own reality show revolving around the world of tattoos. Guy "Dragonball Z hair" Fieri would roam the country in between his DD&D gig, meeting passionate food...

Now that Summer is over, UNLEASH THE PUMPKIN FLAVORING!! Rodzilla is late to the Y2K party via an ancient bowl of Millenios. Bill & Ted's 21 year old cereal, a decidedly non-excellent...

Many cereals aspire to have the staying power of Tony the Tiger and his Frosted Flakes. Cereal companies are forever trying to reinvent the bowl. Sometimes a quick influx of cash comes by capitalizing on a...