Attack of the Killer Tomato Sandwich! Andy September 14, 2012 Bizarre, Health, News, Politics, Sandwiches Meet Forty-eight-year-old Alex Montreuil, a Canadian who had a run in with something far more horrifying than George Clooney’s perm-mullet hybrid in Return of the Killer Tomatoes. Montreuil was at the Jewish General Hospital in Montreal,for a CT scan, when he alleges he was attacked with a tuna and tomato sandwich. As bad luck would have it, he suffers violent allergic reactions to salicylates – a substance found naturally in several common foods. Including, you guessed it, tomatoes. Upon being accosted up side the head, he began to develop a rash and swelling. Luckily, he was already in a medical facility. A woman has been charged with assault with a deadly sandwich. Click here for more on this news story, as the ever present “French vs English” language fervor in Quebec, stoked most recently by a Separatist government being elected & a most heinous shooting only moments after the celebration had begun, is being blamed for this “tomatoing”. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Andy Latest posts by Andy (see all) Say Whaaaaat? McRib Won’t See National Roll Out. - November 20, 2013 Quick Bite: McDonald’s New Veggie McWraps - August 29, 2013 Quick Bite: Lay’s Canada “Do Us A Flavor” Finalists. - August 1, 2013 Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current [email protected]* Leave this field empty Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.