Not even the eminent So Good Blog could avoid talk of Charlie Sheen forever â€“ we are only human. Â When I read that a California hot dogÂ stand had named one of their own after the ubiquitous actor, I took note. Â The toppings?
What, no sprinkling of Adonis DNA, an essence of warlock, a dash of bi-winning, or a seven-gram rock of the drug, also called â€œCharlie Sheenâ€? Â Too bad.
I hope theÂ combinationÂ doesn’t turn the inside of the frank intoÂ Patton Oswalt’sÂ Twitter assessment:
The inside of Charlie Sheen’s urethra must look like Willy Wonka’s boat ride.
That’s not, duh, winning.
H/t to TMZ for the photo at top.