Knives are so old school. Potato peelers #1 choice for armed robbery.. Remember kids, never drink yellow liquid someone brings to school. Hash Beef is on the menu at new Pot-restaurant in Oregon. Chuck E Cheese to offer gluten free dishes. Will pizza taste improve? Mango Oreos, Caviar dusted Lays and other overseas snacks. The [...]

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Voting is now closed. Airheads defeats Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups 61% – 39% to be crowned the winner of Candy Madness. Airheads join Bacon, Dairy Queen and Oreo as winners of So Good food brackets over the last four years. And then there were two. Fan favorite/underdog Airheads proved their earlier wins over low seeds were [...]

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Burgers and Kate Upton. I love them both. So much so that Ms. Upton recently replaced In-N-Out Burger as the background on my phone. But what does this bodacious babe have in common with a cheeseburger, other than the fact that they’re both juicy and delicious and they make my mouth water? Behold: http://youtu.be/qE7G5p2xbHI (For [...]

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Man finds animal toe in artichoke dip. Hopefully not at the bottom. Wacky Oreo flavors from around the world. KKK Chicken whips up over PC’d populace into deep fried frenzy. Century Eggs: For when Fear Factor needs a reliable gag reflex food. Cheese Sauce & Lobster Lays. Yeah, you read that right. FDA approves Qnexa, new [...]

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I recently tried one of the most terrifying products I’ve ever encountered: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. If you’re not familiar with Portland, Oregon, it’s a weird place. There’s an abundance of vegans, piercings, beards, bicycles, craft breweries and just general hippy behavior. People who aren’t from Portland often ask, “Is it really like [...]

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Oreos are awesome. If you disagree, there are two possible reasons: One, you are not American. I’ll give you a pass because there’s no way you could truly understand the awesomeness of Oreos. Two, there is something seriously wrong with you and you should go the the emergency room immediately. Your taste buds may have [...]

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New social media site launched targeting Foodiphiles. Cops apprehend the human Peanut Butter Cup. Man robs banks with McDonald’s pies. No carjacking via Filet o Fish. Next logical step in  glow in the dark evolution: Sushi. No time for that Red Bull? Why not just inhale your caffeine? Kids reverses liver disease with junk food. [...]

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I’d sworn off McDonald’s baked pies for some time now. Admittedly, I was bitter after experiencing the taste bud Armageddon that was their heinously artificial tasting chocolate banana pie debacle. The fact it replaced the thoroughly life changing, albeit short lived peach pie offering was a gloved slap in the face and with that, Ronald’s [...]

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There’s no question that Doritos are one of America’s favorite snacks. If Popchips hadn’t rallied the vote for Snack Madness, I’m fairly confident Doritos would have gone on to win. Whether you prefer one of the classics, Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch, or one of those weird flavors that keep popping up, like Tacos at [...]

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No one would doubt that America’s favorite food is pizza. As a result, people have come up with all kinds of ideas to try and take pizza to an even higher level, even though it has long since reached its innovation peak. Cheese-stuffed crust? Unnecessary. Pizza in a cone? The flat stuff works just fine. [...]

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