A few months back, So Good ripped Kellogg’s for their gutless decision to cut Michael Phelps as a spokesperson after he was photographed smoking from a bong (yet didn’t seem to mind his previous DUI when hiring him).  We also praised Subway and other sponsors, such as Speedo, for standing by Phelps, as well as [...]

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As in Franklin D. Roosevelt, who appears on the  U.S. dime.  This Taco Bell ad/video was made by Chris Applebaum, best known for videos for artists like Britney Spears and Rihanna. Message is pretty straight forward, “our food is cheap, you can buy it with pocket change.” I’m not jumping out of my seat for [...]

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This video was spotted by our friends over at Brightest Young Things, who note about the video: At first I thought this was a children’s video, but by the end of the first verse I think it’s about actually fucking fast food- as in making sex with fast food, getting turned on by fast food, [...]

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Basically, this song from Das Racist is not good. It kind of sucks, and it is annoying. But it’s great. Good luck getting it out of your head.

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Last week we took a look back at the BK King in the 1970′s, noting that the “Magic” King back then was arguably no less creepy than the current incarnation of the BK King.  Now lets take a look at a McDonald’s ad from 1971, featuring none other than Willard Scott as Ronald McDonald, advertising [...]

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Burger King has been pretty steadfast in sticking to their use of the creepy BK King despite decidely mixed reviews about the character.  But it’s important to remember that the BK King was not always creepy. There was a time where the King character appealed not to jaded 18-34 year old males with big appetites, [...]

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Kellogg’s is adding fiber to most of its cereals. Tom Hanks (like everyone else) loves In ‘n Out Burger. Burger Beast compares Nicaraguan and American Whoppers. Bittman notes that real food CAN be cheaper than junk food. Impulsive Buy reviews Cold Stone Creamery’s Jell-O Pudding Ice Cream. Dear food companies, please give me one of [...]

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Update #2: Since many people don’t seem to believe that Quiznos didn’t play a role, or at least didn’t have an understanding that the video was being made, I placed a call to Playboy to see if they could shed some light on Quiznos involvement (or lack of involvement) in regards to this video. Here [...]

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I know, I know, more bacon products. I’m as sick of them as you are. Good lord though, how could I not mention this? I don’t have any snarky comments about people “porking” or your next session in the sack being “sizzling.”  I think the absurdity of this product speaks for itself. Insert your own [...]

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Frito-Lay wants you to know that their chips are locally made. AdAge weighs in on the KFC Grilled Chicken fiasco. Marketing Pilgrim thinks the incident may still benefit KFC. The Atlantic asks if “better” junk food is really better. Michelle Obama went to Good Stuff Eatery for a burger. Grey Poupon defends Obama’s love of [...]

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