Entries Tagged as 'Rant'
I admit it, I’m a Grinch, it takes me forever to get into the Christmas spirit. This time of year in particular makes it difficult. As you may have noticed from my other articles, I have a bit of a thing about food. I tend to make all holidays about the food I am going to prepare. Thanksgiving is the [...]
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Tags: Holiday · Marketing · Rant
Dogs only fear three things in life. Vet Visits, Thunder & Halloween. Man’s best friend is always on a vigilant lookout for pumpkins, as they represent impending humiliation. Each time this year our beloved companions are subjected to a relatively new and horrifying ritual. Having tired of dressing up babies and toddlers in lavish Halloween [...]
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Tags: Comedy · Holiday · Rant
Preparing for Halloween and the unending conga line of costumed critters poised to beset your abode gets tougher every year. What constitutes a worthy handout in this day and age is vastly different compared to the quaint homemade snacks delved out decades ago. Popcorn ball? What are you, Amish? The sooner you realize you’re no [...]
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Tags: Candy · Comedy · Rant
Earlier this year, Subway unveiled a new breakfast menu across more than 25,000 stores featuring 5 different breakfast sandwiches. With the recent addition of the new “Sunrise Subway Melt” the menu now features 6 breakfast sandwiches, which, like regular Subway sandwiches, you can customize with dozens of different condiments and toppings. A few days ago, [...]
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Tags: Breakfast · Rant · Sandwiches
Ever since KFC started running its most recent TV commercial about a month ago, I’ve found myself snickering every time it comes on. The ad, to promote KFC’s new Extra Crispy Strips, features a woman riding a bus, extremely annoyed by the douche-baggy (is that word hyphenated? spell check needs to get with the times [...]
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Tags: Chicken · Fast Food · Rant · YouTube
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, on this day, Monday, April 12th, KFC introduced, nationwide, a new “sandwich”: The Double Down. So Good first wrote about this bizarre creation last August when it was being test marketed in Nebraska and Rhode Island. At the time, I spent a week investigating in order to be the one that [...]
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Tags: Bizarre · Chicken · Fast Food · Rant
If you’re anything like me, you enjoy an online existence. Said existence involves not working, reading news, humor websites, screwing with people on 4chan, and trying not to read message boards on political sites. We are inundated with advertisements and people propping up their causes, whether silly or not.  New memes like Failblog and LOLcats [...]
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Tags: Bacon · Fast Food · Rant · Reviews
Anyone who has read a food blog in past 2 years knows that bacon is beloved by many foodies. Whether it’s creating bacon vodka or electing bacon the top meat in the land in So Good’s Meat Madness, bacon is HOT. Anyone who dares criticize bacon on their blog will likely be hit with a [...]
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Tags: Bacon · Burgers · Rant
This weekend while I was hanging out at a bar, a bagpiper suddenly entered and two attractive women with a tray full of plastic shot glasses appeared in front of me. Sweet, a drink promotion I thought to myself. Who doesn’t love a good free shot? That’s when the woman asked me: “would you like [...]
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Tags: Beer · Booze · Rant
Update: Unlike Kellogg’s, Subway has announced they are standing by Phelps and keeping him as their spokesperson. Bravo Subway, bravo. Yeah that’s right, I said it. I’m going to boycott Kellogg’s. Why? Because otherwise they will think everything is just hunky dory after they fired an American HERO for doing what millions of other 23 [...]
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Tags: Breakfast · Marketing · News · Rant · Sports