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McDonald’s Knows Quality

What was I thinking? A couple weeks ago, I wrote a post about McDonald’s in which I made a comment about the “quality” of their food.  I can now see the error in my ways.  I had no...
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Cheetoh Genius Dies

The father of one of the great stoner foods of all time, the cheesy doodle, died yesterday at the age of 90. That's right, friends. Remove your orange fingertips from your bag of cheetohs and stare at them....
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In This Economy: Scotland is Fatter

Good news for inactive, slovenly Americans!  Despite our incredible propensity for fast food consumption, failure to manage portion control and allergic reactions to vegetables and fruits, America is no...