Horse meat is a hot topic right now and not because its become the next bacon. Just ask a Public Relations executive at Burger King or better yet any recently unemployed meat packing facility “Quality Control” supervisor in the UK.
Personally, I’d prefer a fighting chance when it comes to detecting an out of place object lurking within my next meal. Not reading about it in the news two weeks later so I can start obsessing whether those IKEA meatballs I consumed in between modular furniture shopping were 30% Seabiscuit.
Going by the following finds, “Food Quality Psychic” sounds more and more like a lucrative career opportunity.
Be sure to hit up the links provided for the full, gory story.
WORSE THAN A WET BAND-AID?
July 2011, New York man discovers bloodied blue bandage in his leftover Pizza Hut pie.
SHANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
July 2012: A Californian Mom finds a dirty shank in a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
WHEN BREAKFAST MENU ITEMS REBEL
December 2012, nose ring found in McDonald’s breakfast burrito.
IT’S NOT EASY, BEING IN GREENS
October 2012: Wal-mart customer finds a live frog in her unopened bag of lettuce.
June 2012: Florida woman claims to have found this spider in her can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli.
October 2012: Indian moth web and larvae discovered loitering on a recently purchased Clif bar.
I’M THINKING, NOT ARBY’S
May 2012: Michigan boy discovers freshly separated finger tip in his Arby’s sandwich.
I’LL TRY THE 6 INCH GINSU ON WHOLE WHEAT
JULY 2008: Subway artist accidentally bakes knife into bread.
ATKINS WAS RIGHT
2007: Irish bakery is sued after flat rat found baked into loaf.
YOU GOT SOFT SERVED
October 2008: Vacationing family alleges their hotel in Sydney Austrailia served up poop in their scoops.
WINNER, WINNER McCHICKEN HEAD DINNER
A classic in found food WTFery. November 2000: Virginian Mom finds a deep fried chicken head in her hot wings (not a Happy Meal as cited in article).