It’s Wednesday, which means it’s Would You Rather time. Today we test the fortitude of your stomach against two of the nastiest Halloween candies known to man. Here is the scenario: you are locked in a windowless room with nothing but a case of bottled water and a toilet. You cannot leave until you complete one of the following tasks:
Option #1: Eat 5 pounds of candy corn
Option #2: Eat 5 pounds of Necco wafers.
Share in the comments why you made the choice you did.
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16 responses so far ↓
1 Mark // Oct 19, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I am pretty sure either option would kill you. All of the Necco Wafer shards would shred your intestines like a pane of safety glass. That much Candy corn would never leave your stomach, it would just continue to attract all other things you ate until your stomach burst open like a seagull with an alka seltzer
2 James // Oct 19, 2011 at 8:37 pm
I dont know about other people but I actually like candy corn. I buy 4 bags every year to eat for about 4 months.
3 Cyndy // Oct 19, 2011 at 9:06 pm
It’s kind of difficult to eat Neccos quickly and they seem light in weight relative to their size, plus I really don’t like them at all, so Candy Corn is an easy call for me. I’d probably even enjoy the first bag of them.
And I know this isn’t a choice but can you imagine having to eat five pounds of Peeps? Even though I like them, it would take forEVER to get through five pounds of them.
4 marcin // Oct 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
I think it’s a matter of moisture. Necco is dry like sand, while the corn at least is a little wet. Eating 5 lbs of anything would be an endurance trial, but the idea of my chapped mouth coughing out wafer dust is the least appealing.
5 Cynthia // Oct 20, 2011 at 11:23 am
Candy corn is just one flavor, whereas Necco wafers at least have some variety. And the Candy Corn just seems like it would sit in your stomach forever like a rock.
Necco wafers for me.
6 Sam // Oct 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Candy corn is GOOD, thanks very much. I’ll eat it all day and ask for more.
7 Chefprotoss // Oct 21, 2011 at 5:03 am
I would rather take a bath with a toaster than do either.
8 Sophia // Oct 21, 2011 at 7:05 am
Candy Corn isn’t all bad, I’d definitely eat eat five pounds of the chocolate ended tip.
9 Alana // Oct 21, 2011 at 10:40 am
I had to vote Necco wafers because I’m allergic to the soy protein in candy corn (it’s in there – look at the ingredients). But I hate Necco wafers.
10 danielle // Oct 23, 2011 at 12:56 pm
mm candy corn. i’d gladly eat five pounds of it.
11 julia // Nov 5, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Dude I love candycorn. Mellocreme Pumpkins? Even tooth-achingly sweeter/better!
Bringgg ittt.
Necco Wafers can fuck off and dieeeee. That. is. not. candy.
12 icecycle66 // Dec 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Can I trade them for 10 pounds of pine wood shims to eat instead?
13 Echo710 // Aug 18, 2012 at 9:58 am
This is an easy one. I actually like candy corn. Necco wafers, on the other hand… I’m not entirely convinced that those are food.
14 Kevin // Aug 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I love candy corn, shit I can eat it all day. Fuck the wafers they suck big donkey balls.
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16 Kat // Mar 2, 2013 at 7:24 pm
I would become incredibly sick, but candy corn all the way… The necco wafers are just a waste in the “candy” line up, more appropriate for after-dinner “mints.”
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