Burger King Wants You Fat And Drunk JT January 22, 2010 Beer, Burgers, Fast Food 3 Comments Apparently, fat, drunk and stupid actually is the way to go through life â€“ at least according to Burger King.Â BK, the creator of such brilliant concepts as â€œSinging in the Shower” and â€œBurger Shots,â€ today announced that they will start serving beer along with their plethora of food-like products in mid-February at a trial location.Â This establishment, fashionably dubbed â€œWhopper Bar,â€ will be in South Beach, which shouldnâ€™t surprise anyone.Â If successful, the chain will spread these eateries to other towns featuring elastic-waisted-pants-wearing-tourists, like LA, Vegas and NYC.Â It clearly is not enough for the chain to fill you up with salt, saturated fat and cholesterol â€“ you have to be boozed up as well.Â Ahh, the American dream.Â I canâ€™t wait to place my nextÂ drive-though order. H/t to Carl for the picture. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts JT Latest posts by JT (see all) Starbucks Enters New Beverage Territory - August 1, 2013 Dole’s Banana Dippers Look Promising - July 7, 2013 Time For Summer Food - June 20, 2013 3 Responses Brian January 24th, 2010 How long before some drunk is waking up with The King, hungover, with the taste of Whopper and The King’s “special sauce” in their mouth? Reply suicide_blond January 25th, 2010 sooo i guess ill see you there! xoxo Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Name* Email* Website Comment Current day month ye@r * Leave this field empty * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.