Fast Food Rockers Eick July 2, 2009 Bizarre, YouTube 4 Comments This video was spotted by our friends over at Brightest Young Things, who note about the video: At first I thought this was a children’s video, but by the end of the first verse I think it’s about actually fucking fast food- as in making sex with fast food, getting turned on by fast food, or using fast food as a sexual enhancer. These performers must be victims of human trafficking because no one would do this if they still had free will. The name of the group who made this is Fast Food Rockers, the name of the song is simply “The Fast Food Song.” According to Wikipedia this was their “hit” song, reaching #2 on the UK pop charts. They released one album in 2003, which also featured the song “Say Cheese.” The band had broken up by March, 2004. However, you can still find them on MySpace. If you are wondering about the giant purple dog, he is their mascot, “Hotdog.” He appeared in all three of their music videos. I have no idea why they wear those futuristic pleather outfits. The following two tabs change content below.BioLatest Posts Eick Latest posts by Eick (see all) Fast Food Bracket Round 1: Jack in the Box vs. Five Guys, KFC vs. Checkers - March 3, 2016 BK’s “Polygameat” Campaign Shockingly Similar to Wendy’s “Meatatarian” Campaign - September 16, 2014 Surge Wins Discontinued Foods Bracket! - April 12, 2013 4 Responses Bear Silber July 2nd, 2009 “I have no idea why they wear those futuristic pleather outfits.” ….because they’re AWESOME, that’s why. If I had access to a wardrobe like this I’d sport it all day! I totally remember this song, by the way. Reply Chilebrown July 7th, 2009 The music and cadence of the song sounds like an old Waitresses song. “The Christmas Song” Reply Chainsaw July 20th, 2009 The song is about someone who has only eaten fast food their whole life, just discovered sex, and are totally enthralled with how much better cum tastes. They just don’t have better language to express themselves – I’m sure the French could help. Reply Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Current ye@r * Leave this field empty
Bear Silber July 2nd, 2009 “I have no idea why they wear those futuristic pleather outfits.” ….because they’re AWESOME, that’s why. If I had access to a wardrobe like this I’d sport it all day! I totally remember this song, by the way. Reply
Chilebrown July 7th, 2009 The music and cadence of the song sounds like an old Waitresses song. “The Christmas Song” Reply
Chainsaw July 20th, 2009 The song is about someone who has only eaten fast food their whole life, just discovered sex, and are totally enthralled with how much better cum tastes. They just don’t have better language to express themselves – I’m sure the French could help. Reply
