It was a hunk of mozzarella cheese with flakes of beef jerky in it, and that’s exactly what it tasted like.  Sure, that sounds ok in theory, but I don’t really enjoy biting into giant hunks of mozzarella cheese. Pictures via Beef Jerky Reviews and Snack Patrol.

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Basically, this song from Das Racist is not good. It kind of sucks, and it is annoying. But it’s great. Good luck getting it out of your head.

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Recently, Adage reported on the latest in what they refer to as the recent fast food “smutfest” (perhaps they were thinking of the recent BK blow job ad or Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr’s continuing use of hot chicks in bikinis).  Proving that Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. is basically unabashed in their use of sex and sexually suggestive terms to [...]

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The Top 10 Drinks Only America Could Have Invented. Domino’s Pizza is now #1 in online sales. How about a gum review at Gum Alert? Uncoached has the top 10 sexiest fast food ads of all-time. The Green Bin: Burgerville is setting the standard for “green” fast food. 21st Amendment makes a watermelon wheat beer. [...]

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Would You Rather? time. This week we tackle the age old mustard vs. ketchup debate. Option #1: You can never eat mustard again. Option #2: You can never eat ketchup again.

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And you thought you had a rough childhood.  How about having to pose in custom-made three-piece bacon-esque tuxedos? Where else but on Awkward Family Photos would you find this shot…  And how many times will the shark be jumped?  Stay tuned.

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Give Carl’s Jr. credit, they know how to get the maximum attention for commercials before they even air on TV.  We already covered the first photo they released, but today comes a release of not only a new photo, but the two commercials themselves, both the 30-second and 60-second version.  These aren’t as steamy hot [...]

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Wow. Burger King’s ad campaigns continue to push the boundaries. We’ve covered in detail here many different “edgy” advertising campaigns they’ve had. At this point, it seems like BK has done it all: using “Square Butts” to promote kids meals, urging you to “pleasure yourself“, a shirtless BK King, possibly naming a product after a [...]

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Update: We have a winner of the $25 gift card! JamieSusan of GimmeYummy. Congrats. I’ll tell you one thing: THIS guy does.  Regular readers of this blog know I’m not a sweets or dessert guy, never order it, rarely eat it. But the one exception is cheesecake. I absolutely love the stuff.  The Cheesecake Factory, [...]

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Time for another Would You Rather? I’m making an effort to try and have a new one of these each Monday. Given that yesterday was the first official day of summer, I thought we’d take a look at the popularity of two popular summer drinks. Option #1: You can never drink lemonade again. Option #2: [...]

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