Comments on: Would You Rather? Salsa vs. Guacamole

By: Raiders757

Raiders757 — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:00:33 +0000

Guacamole can’t even hold salsa’s jock. No contest. There si so much that can be done with salsa, where as guacamole is just that, guacamole. Nasty tasting green crap.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:15:46 +0000

I have to go with guacamole. Fresh, well made salsa is great, but guacamole is better. I can use guacamole on anything I would use salsa on. Salsa is guacamole’s bitch.

By: Caroline

Caroline — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:26:10 +0000

Now I really want chips and dip.

By: Hyper Hill : FamousDC

Hyper Hill : FamousDC — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:25:31 +0000

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By: Youppi

Youppi — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:20:31 +0000

I know dibbes says guac, but I go salsa.

salsa you can also use in, say, a spanish omelette. what else can you use guac in? aside from a sandwich, which you could use both, really…

By: BS

BS — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:55:42 +0000

this is a good one – but it’s like shampoo and conditioner…salsa is a necessity, guac is a luxury.

By: Eileen

Eileen — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:58:13 +0000

Think about it: guacamole is more expensive than salsa. It’s kind of like why a Mercedes is more expensive than a Ford. Guacamole is the Mercedes of condiments.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:54:11 +0000

hmmm guacomole u can eat alot of and salsa if u eat alot u could get acid reflux… u really cant go wrong with guacomole.

By: Cary

Cary — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:56:11 +0000

Look, soupy salsa is horrible. Nothing is worse than cheap, watery tomato stuff. But I don’t eat that, and no one should be forced to. You’re just mistaking the low end of the illustrious spectrum of salsas as the end-all-be-all. Don’t be so narrow-minded.

Also, avocado is high in calories.

So there.

By: shatraw

shatraw — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:45:05 +0000

salsa has to mask its bland, soupy nature behind those different variations. guac stands proudly on its own.

is cilantro & onion a salsa?

By: Jesse

Jesse — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:18:17 +0000

guacamole is the devil

By: Cary

Cary — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:46:43 +0000

SHATRAW, NO!!!

there are so many variations to salsa. guac is guac. avocados, other fun things, and that’s it. BORING.

tomatilla salsa? yum. habanero salsa? OWsome. freaking tostito’s junk salsa? great.

salsa is daniel day-lewis, multi-faceted, able to don many masks convincingly. guacemole is dolph lundgren. you appreciate him for his artistry, but he can only play one character.

By: shatraw

shatraw — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:58:48 +0000

salsa is PLAYED. that shit is watered down tomato central, unless you get some designer crap with is chock full of cilantro to make the water taste like spicy water. a testament to how boring salsa has become is the fact that it now needs a thousand new and interesting twists to make it good (mangos, peaches, opiates).

whereas guac in it’s simplicity is tasty, cool and delicious. not to mention the bitchingest color green ever.

down with salsa, ketchup and tomato slave-labor camps ‘09!

By: Walter

Walter — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:49:03 +0000

I’d have to say no to guacamole. Salsa in all of its tasty, spicy forms is wonderful.

Well, except for this one local joint that serves what’s basically tomato sauce and cilantro, but still.

By: Alison

Alison — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:03:04 +0000

As Daniel said, this is a truly evil poll. But you gotta go with the guac.