Comments on: I Try It So You Don’t Have To: Lunchables Pizza and Treatza

By: anabel

anabel — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:13:00 +0000

I LOVE THESE!!! maybe i’m a little gross but i love them

By: James

James — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:09:36 +0000

By the way. Thanks for sacrificing your digestive tract. Those two “pizzas” look absolutely revolting.

By: James

James — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:08:59 +0000

I’m a big fan of good food … slow food, I guess. I really don’t care for that name. We need something better.

Anyway, my preference in cracker toppings is usually the wrapped-in-black extra sharp Cheddar … not that I can buy that where I live now.

Sometimes, though, I just want some spray-cheese-on-a-Ritz. I know, extra-strength polymers with flavoring and dye aren’t really food.

But, still … sometimes …

By: Garnold

Garnold — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:34:42 +0000

Who needs knives when god gave us cardboard? Add to the cardboard fun and just spread that sauce on with the box. Also, the picture provided made me throw up in my mouth. Sight indeed influences taste.

By: AuntLifeSaver

AuntLifeSaver — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:26:30 +0000

Lem- I hate to break your culinary heart, but SuperBoy LOVES that lunchable. Pleads for it’s manufactured goodness every time we grocery shop. I’ve caved 2 or 3 times for special occasions. As he would say – I’m a pushover.

By: Caitlin

Caitlin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:56:05 +0000

Oh my god. I am nauseous reading about this. I too, was not allowed near a Lunchable, and that was back when it was crackers, cheese, and ham!
(I was also the kid with the baggy of carrots and the Apple & Eve lunch box when everyone else had Oreos and KoolAid).

Liv’s comment = PERFECTION

By: Tina

Tina — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:42:41 +0000

And yet my daughter begs for these things. I too am the mean mom that insiste she eat actual food instead of a foodish type product.

By: MT Eats

MT Eats — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:06:38 +0000

I actually liked to have them ocassionaly, like a Big Mac, knowing of their plastic venner and highly processed past. I grab one about once a year, usually on a road trip, and take great delight in their gloriously fake nature. Anyone make an organic version of these?

By: Irish Lebowski

Irish Lebowski — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:37:14 +0000

Okay, I’ll give you the pizza Lunchables, but I actually LOVED the balogna, American cheese, and cracker Lunchables and have been known to eat them on occasion to this day, usually while drunk. Don’t give up on all Lunchables because of this one bad experience.

By: Aaronichi

Aaronichi — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:58:12 +0000

This one was a given.
The adds even make them look gross.
now, have you seen the Cheeseburger flavored Pringles yet?

By: MamaBear

MamaBear — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:34:10 +0000

MamaBear knows best. I’m glad you’ve finally realized that I wasn’t trying to scar you by not giving you what you wanted.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:21:21 +0000

Oh… sad. I haven’t had lunchables since I was kid, but I LOVED them. YUM. I don’t feed them to my kid though. It’s a lot of money for almost no food. And definately no nutrional value.

By: Lemmonex

Lemmonex — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:06:10 +0000

Digestive biscuits are much better, LiLu.

CH, I ate this in the privacy of my own home. Thank God, because there were some bad words.

Hey pretty: Twinkies gross me out. Give me a funny bone any day!

By: DCBlogs

DCBlogs — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:50:03 +0000

[...] I Try It So You Dont Have To Lunchables Pizza and Treatza [...]

By: Hey Pretty

Hey Pretty — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:23:44 +0000

I was raised by whole foods loving food snobs (Slow Foodies before it had a name) so of course I rebelled against this the minute I could by ingesting all sorts of disgusting packaged foods, namely Twinkies. I was soooo sad when I learned that Twinkies are in fact, completely gross and that my parents had done me a favor by sparing me from them.