2008: When Even Dogs are Ideologues

Petlane is now offering doggie treats in the shape of either elephants or donkeys, so now your dog can make a political statement every time he/she eats.

Petlane even offers a list to help determine if your dog is a Republican or Democrat:

Republican pets

• They bark at passing neighbors and traffic; home security is very important to them.
• Their ears perk up when Fox News comes on.
• They are a big spender at the local pet store.
• Strongly believe pet matrimony should occur only between two cats or two dogs.
• Believe in the second-amendment right to bare teeth and claws.
• Are for electric border fences around the yard.
• Want national ID tags for all pets.
• They advocate for the pet-tracking chip — you can never have too much surveillance.

Democratic pets

• They want universal veterinary care for all.
• They want their treats for free.
• They socialize with all breeds at the dog park.
• They prefer their owner uses biodegradable poop bags.
• Are very concerned with the rising cost of pet food.
• Have the young puppy and kitten vote locked.
• Want to end the war of dogs vs. cats once and for all.
• Think of Ralph Nader as the dog catcher.